Other Arkansas critters hunted:
Coyotes, bears, wildcats, bobcats, wild turkeys, and of course, deer.
Coyotes: Them there smurfy girls that turn into Princesses when the words "Last Call" is spoken. Note: Gnaw yer arm off in the morning ifluff'n she's sleepin on it.
Bears: These be the Fat Girls you don't see all Winter but migrate to the clubs in Spring. Good sign she's a Bear ifluff'n she has more hair on her back than you do on yer chest.
Wildcats: Wild lil girls that wish "Girls Gone Wild" had passed thru Arkansas... 2 drinks will get you in.
Bobcats: Same as Wildcats but with smaller breast and shaved. Normally Kin Folk... Fun!!!
Wild Turkeys: Older drunk women that have breast that hang to their belly buttons, smoke, not shaved and every hour is "Last Call".
Deer: The Woman who threw yer clothes out the Trailer winder before you got home from the Bar.
Sometimes I even scare myself....
Mac