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Offline bj229r

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« on: May 26, 2007, 06:30:05 PM »
how much VERY expensive flowers look JUST like weeds:cry  I'm never gonna fluff'n hear the end of this
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2007, 06:39:41 PM »
Roses are never out of good taste. They also don't look like weeds and they work.
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2007, 07:11:35 PM »
LOL OOPS!


How expensive were they?
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2007, 09:24:18 PM »
it's the thought that counts.:D

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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2007, 02:20:50 AM »
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how much VERY expensive flowers look JUST like weeds I'm never gonna fluff'n hear the end of this


As in, they fought a weed-eater and lost???

That's a well-intentioned oops.

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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2007, 04:17:21 AM »
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it's the thought that counts.:D


Yep and if you PO the underlying monster we call women you will get lots of thoughts. You will get them clear and often. :)
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2007, 08:14:28 AM »
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LOL OOPS!


How expensive were they?


Dunno...some long Latin name, and she ordered them back in February. I told the shrew before if she doesn't want somethin wacked put the little fence thingies around it....but NNnnnnNNOOOOOooo. Sigh...now I'm eating frozen waffles for breafast:huh. This will not die quickly.
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2007, 08:24:26 AM »
:rofl

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2007, 08:25:42 AM »
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Dunno...some long Latin name, and she ordered them back in February. I told the shrew before if she doesn't want somethin wacked put the little fence thingies around it....but NNnnnnNNOOOOOooo. Sigh...now I'm eating frozen waffles for breafast:huh. This will not die quickly.


There's hope for you yet. You are describing pretty much exactly how I got "fired" from lawncare duty :t
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2007, 08:28:27 AM »
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There's hope for you yet. You are describing pretty much exactly how I got "fired" from lawncare duty :t


Well that IS how I got fired from clothes-washing duty, but at 2 acres, that is too much to hope for:(
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2007, 08:44:04 AM »
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Well that IS how I got fired from clothes-washing duty, but at 2 acres, that is too much to hope for:(


That's also exactly the size of my yard. I'm telling you man, liberate yourself!

It also helps to buy a John Deere lawn tractor with hydrostatic drive and a drink holder.

I cheerfully keep it very well maintained! :D
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2007, 09:00:40 AM »
Every week during the summer there is one day that id really like to put asfalt all over the friggin yard. I hate mowing the lawn except for the first time i do it each spring.

The future gardner is only 3yo but i can see the light at the end of the tunnel. I have banned all flowers that is not in pots cause i dont like mowing around things. The missus got the point after a similar experience as BJ had. :D

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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2007, 09:07:31 AM »
lol  funny stuff bj.  

i got the same exemption with the laundry...only had to shrink a few of her sweaters and live to tell the tale.

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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2007, 03:11:33 PM »
We spent a good chunk of money on landscaping and have a very large lot for the city.   I told her the exact same thing.   I was distracted by my son (3 at time) and found out the a 6.5HP Toro can annihilate a Variegated Spirea.   She was pissed and seeing how I just started mowing the lawn.  I said "Here, finish up and I'll play with Ian (our son)."   She went back in the house, and I bought a new Spirea and small barricade.    

I ended up trashing the barricade later on.   Why some women find the need to put watermelon in the middle of a lawn is beyond my comprehension.   It's like they want an obstacle course set-up or something.

I feel yer pain Beej.   I'll have to talk to you about this, LOL.
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2007, 04:23:27 AM »
LOL....

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