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Offline wrag

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« on: June 01, 2007, 11:35:09 AM »
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.

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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 11:45:05 AM »
Joe Rogan said it best, to paraphrase...

You all don't understand how powerful the p*$$! truly is. Suicide bombers are willing to blow themselves up for the promise of p!$$# in another dimension. That's power.

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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 12:24:03 PM »
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Originally posted by indy007
Joe Rogan said it best, to paraphrase...

You all don't understand how powerful the p*$$! truly is. Suicide bombers are willing to blow themselves up for the promise of p!$$# in another dimension. That's power.



I heard that joke from Carlos Mencia.


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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2007, 12:30:09 PM »
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I heard that joke from Carlos Mencia.


ack-ack


That's a whole different can of worms. Pretty sure those guys still hate each other.

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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 02:14:23 PM »
I'm sorry if it went slightly above your head.



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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2007, 02:23:44 PM »
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I'm sorry if it went slightly above your head.



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I broke my rib & have been grazing on painkillers for the last week.

Everything is going over my head.

Offline OdinGrunherze

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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2007, 02:30:06 PM »
LOL, yes the power of poonanny.... It makes some guy's do stupid things...
 

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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2007, 03:17:57 PM »
love it!
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2007, 03:32:55 PM »
You mean we actually get poontang on the otherside?

:confused:

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Offline LancerVT

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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2007, 04:05:20 PM »
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Originally posted by indy007
Joe Rogan said it best, to paraphrase...

You all don't understand how powerful the p*$$! truly is. Suicide bombers are willing to blow themselves up for the promise of p!$$# in another dimension. That's power.


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Offline Stang

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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2007, 04:36:48 PM »
Joe Rogan has never said one original thing in his life, nor will he ever.  He ruined the man show.

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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2007, 07:06:21 PM »
oh heaven forbid, no walmarts must drive half of  them to suicide

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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2007, 07:10:35 PM »
u forgot no chanuka :lol
and hot israeli woman :aok
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2007, 07:45:52 PM »
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
I heard that joke from Carlos Mencia.


ack-ack


Mencia does "very well...
with other peoples jokes"
Death is no easy answer
For those who wish to know
Ask those who have been before you
What fate the future holds
It ain't pretty

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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2007, 08:32:56 PM »
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Mencia does "very well...
with other peoples jokes"



heheh owned!
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