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Offline DiabloTX

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So, you wake up one morning...
« on: June 05, 2007, 06:58:42 PM »
...and find out, in a Bruce Almighty kind of way, you're Skuzzy for a day.


What would you do given that 24 hours?
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Offline DYNAMITE

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So, you wake up one morning...
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2007, 07:05:17 PM »
*cough cough*

<---- pulls out list of all those who've wronged me...









And credits their AH accounts in a futile attempt to gain their friendship.



awe man... screw you guys.... :noid  :D

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2007, 07:05:54 PM »
First Id sheepishly look at Hitech and apologise for repeatedly kicking out the plug over the last week.

then I'd take one look at the boards
The then go hide in the closet till the nghtmare passed ;)
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Offline 68ZooM

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So, you wake up one morning...
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2007, 07:06:58 PM »
Turn off all perks for planes ( hehe 262's everywhere)
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2007, 07:12:58 PM »
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Originally posted by 68ZooM
Turn off all perks for planes ( hehe 262's everywhere)


Better yet.
Disable spits entirely
then they buy stock in Keenex Tissue
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So, you wake up one morning...
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2007, 08:02:29 PM »
I would sit there very depressed wondering why I put up with so much crap from so many potential sociopaths for so little money.  I'd tell HTC to go pack sand, then I'd start a gate contracting company and an amway business and buy a house on the lake.

but that's just me.

Offline cav58d

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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2007, 08:19:16 PM »
Sell AH to IL2 and move to Costa Rica with my profits =)
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2007, 08:46:44 PM »
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Originally posted by storch
I would sit there very depressed wondering why I put up with so much crap from so many potential sociopaths for so little money.
but that's just me.


Cause its better then working for a living? LOL
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Offline rpm

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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2007, 08:58:35 PM »
Shave my beard.:t
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2007, 10:28:55 PM »
Sit and stare at a blank screen for a full 24 hours.  Cause I know full well I'd lose a grenade somewhere, break something, and the next day Skuzzy would have to fix it and I'd be dead meat.
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2007, 10:34:39 PM »
Disable Spits, La's and Nik2's.     :aok
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Offline Sandman

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Re: So, you wake up one morning...
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2007, 10:38:13 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
...and find out, in a Bruce Almighty kind of way, you're Skuzzy for a day.

What would you do given that 24 hours?



Think seriously about pulling the plug on the O'Club. :D


...that is... after reconfiguring the BBS to allow Diablo to post hi resolution avatars.
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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2007, 10:41:43 PM »
1. Read all the emails from freeloader squeakers that were crying cause they couldnt play H2H during the outages "wen dey allll tipe lik dis."

2. Take a large hammer to the H2H server and kill it
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2007, 10:49:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
1. Read all the emails from freeloader squeakers that were crying cause they couldnt play H2H during the outages "wen dey allll tipe lik dis."

2. Take a large hammer to the H2H server and kill it
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So, you wake up one morning...
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2007, 06:49:31 AM »
I'd watch the game in God mode and every time a BoP was about to land kills I'd boot em...