Author Topic: Paris was let out...now she's back in (Read 1158 times)

AWMac · « **Reply #45 on:** June 09, 2007, 10:19:10 AM »

Paris Hiltons rash is Herpes.

Commonly refered to by the Hollywood insiders as "Mad Cow Disease".

Late breaking News.....

LA County Sheriff has been hospitalized due to a rare rash that has ripped off his lips.....

Film at 11:00.

Mac

Elfie · « **Reply #46 on:** June 09, 2007, 03:58:01 PM »

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While OJ spends his time hunting for his wife's killer, one golf course at a time...the fine legal system there found him not guilty.

That isn't entirely accurate.

The jury found him not guilty.

Meatwad · « **Reply #47 on:** June 09, 2007, 04:01:18 PM »

I thought mad cow disease was from rosie getting kicked out of an all you can eat restraunt

Bodhi · « **Reply #48 on:** June 09, 2007, 04:50:18 PM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Go Away Paris Hilton

john9001 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 09, 2007, 04:58:49 PM »

she is still lucky, instead of being named paris hilton, she could have been named Toledo holiday inn.

Meatwad · « **Reply #50 on:** June 09, 2007, 05:43:02 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
she is still lucky, instead of being named paris hilton, she could have been named Toledo holiday inn.

At least then she could charge everyone $34.99 to spend the night with her.

The worst part is that she wont give you a free continental breakfast, just free continental servings of the clap, herpes, and crabs