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Offline Curval

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« on: June 08, 2007, 02:47:03 PM »
Back to jail you go Paris

So, what do you think was the undisclosed medical condition that got her out in the first place?

I'm guessing chlamydia.
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 02:47:39 PM »
...or crabs.
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2007, 02:51:51 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2007, 02:52:49 PM »
I'm hearing reports that it was a rash.    Yeah.

I'm glad the judge sent her back and I hope she rots in there for 45 days. You all know that if it was one of us comman folk in there that we sure as hell wouldn't get out for anything.
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2007, 02:54:53 PM »
paris got pwned

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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2007, 02:57:28 PM »
So is she going to serve the original 45 day sentence now?  I thought it was cut in half?

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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2007, 03:03:29 PM »
"Screaming and crying"

"Mom!"

The pleasure endorphins rushing through my system at this news probably means I'm a bad person, but...  whoa.
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2007, 03:05:29 PM »
If you want to track Paris while shes in jail:

Go to the LA Sheriff inmate locator, booking #  9818783 or type in her name:

http://app4.lasd.org/iic/ajis_search.cfm

Her projected release date is 6/26, which is typical.. the vast majority get roughly 1.5 to 2.0 days 'good time' credit for each day served, someone sentenced to 45 days will do about 1/2 that.

Her medical issue was that she wasn't eating the county mystery meat smothered in .gov cheese, which is prepared by inmates.

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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2007, 03:06:39 PM »
w00t! I actually said, out loud, "YES!" When reading she went back in. Im sorry, but I take extreme (And probably sadistic) pleasure at the concept of her scrawny, whiney little arse in jail! Maybe she might learn some respect and self control in their. But you can bet shes gonna learn some other things... :noid

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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2007, 03:18:16 PM »
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But you can bet shes gonna learn some other things... :noid


she has her own cell and is separated from the general population.

23 hours in cell, 1 hour out.

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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2007, 03:31:24 PM »
I always try to stand up for the ladies.  I feel bad for this poor kid.  All her troubles are a result of being raised very poorly.  She has zero morals and thinks her wealth lifts her above responsibility.  her parents must be crap.  Poor kid.
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2007, 03:36:13 PM »
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she has her own cell and is separated from the general population.

23 hours in cell, 1 hour out.


Hmmm. does she have a private shower?

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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2007, 03:38:07 PM »
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she has her own cell and is separated from the general population.

23 hours in cell, 1 hour out.



She's not at any regular LA county jail, shes at century station detention center in Lynwood, aka "Club County".  As of 5 years ago it looked a-lot like the nut house Tony Sopranos kid was at last episode; 1 person cell with pay phone, day room with TV, sodas, smoking allowed outside (un-officially).. unless its changed drastically, the only reason she'd spend 23 hours in a cell is by choice. There are even a few places the deliver food there.

Her fellow inmates there will be non violent disabled folk, corporate white collar criminals who can afford to pay extra, celebrities... pony tail hippie pacifist types.

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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2007, 03:40:32 PM »
Finally. It was horrifying that she was even let out after 3 days served in the 1st place. Her screaming "Mom" while being dragged out the courtroom goes to show that she had no upbringing whatsoever.
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2007, 03:40:55 PM »
Why cant you people just ignore her and everyone like her?

Ya'll care so much if shes doing good, bad..in hell.

Simply put, to hell with her..and the world will let her go away.
Chick makes more $ from goin' to jail then her porn taps or that stupid show she was on combined.


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If i was her father i would put a hit out on that little sleeze.
"shrugs" dunno where she went..btw..im rich b17ch pay off for you..and you..and you.
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