Originally posted by Yknurd
Hi. I'd like to introduce myself. I'm the paragraph nazi.
I would like to take this moment to tell you that your use of paragraphs is reprehensible. We shall avoid your atrocious and juvenile use of grammer, syntax, and spelling though. Alas, that is for another day.
Paragraphs are important to help delineate the topics in your writings. They help the reader understand where the conclusion of a particular point exists and where the beginning of the next one lies. By helping structure your observations they project a logical and coherent presentation that all can understand!
And not only are paragraphs important, but, gosh darn, they're fun too!
Remember, a cluttered post is a sign of a cluttered mind.
I figured this one absolutely needed translating.
hi . id like ta introduce myself cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. im tha paragraph nazi.
i would like ta takes this moment ta tiznell you thiznat yo use of paragraphs is reprehensible . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. we S-H-to-tha-izzall avoid yo atroshizzous n juvenile use of ***** syntax, n spell'n though fo all my homies in the pen. alas, that be fo` playa day.
pizzles is important ta help delineate tha topics in yo writ'n cuz its a doggy dog world. they hizzay tha reada understand where tha conclusion of a particizzles point exists n where tha beginn'n of tha next one lies. by ballin' structure yo observations they project a logical n coherent presentizzles tizzle all can understand!
and not only is paragraphs important, biznut, giznosh darn, theyre fun baller a cluttered post is a sign of a cluttered mind. In befo da lock!
Oz
