Author Topic: Furbie, Bronk, any of you guys who like slinging insults... (Read 1896 times)

evenhaim · « **Reply #60 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:20:53 PM »

most of my friends including myself lost our virginity in our mid-teens, but that was a few years ago, and times have changed, marrige is to far ahead, dont live in the future or you get stuck in the past. Live your life and be young and happy.

Serenity · « **Reply #61 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:30:00 PM »

See Rule #7

-Concho- · « **Reply #62 on:** June 11, 2007, 11:36:42 PM »

Same ol' ****.

"I'm so in love....."

{insert a few years}

The loving couple is reduced to hallway sex.

Stang · « **Reply #63 on:** June 12, 2007, 12:37:00 AM »

Squeaky virgin.

FiLtH · « **Reply #64 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:17:10 AM »

Wow..Serenity's girl just called me and wants to hook up. First OOz's girl now this. Guess its the hairy beer gut!

Serenity · « **Reply #65 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:30:07 AM »

Dude, this is the best troll EVER!!!

VVV · « **Reply #66 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:38:47 AM »

Lemme guess Serenity, horizontal bone dance??? Too bad, you got sloppy seconds.

Major Biggles · « **Reply #67 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:08:50 AM »

seriously serenity, don't get too into making commitments at this age, especially seeing as they're life changing for her. just have fun. until you get to 25+ screw commitment and shizzle, just party, meet cool girls and have plenty of good times, if you catch my drift.

then again, if you stick with the same girl, you'll never know what you're missing. treat your girl more as a **** buddy more than your future wife

oh, and seriously, forget the marital sex bit

Major Biggles · « **Reply #68 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:10:39 AM »

oh, and

"i fly 109!"

where is that muppet furball with the picture. silly bastage is too slow

LancerVT · « **Reply #69 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:17:45 AM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad
Ohhhh I got a good one. This one really happened to me in the first week of august, 2001

I was in a relationshop almost exactly like how you described yours. She will get a different job and start to hang out with her co-workers. As this goes on, you start to have suspicions about some of the people that work there. As time passes, your suspicions grow fruther as she starts to always talk about the "guys I work with". Soon she spends more and more of her spare time there helping out and stuff. You can feel the relationship starting to get thin, but after all this time you have let your guard down and dont really think much about it. Arguements start to develop over increasing tensions on her spending too much of her free time at work hanging out.

Then the day comes, she calls you and says she needs time time apart to think about stuff. You frantically try to ger her back and make the relationship strong again, but the more you try you come to the realization that your long multi year relationship is about to end. You still have hopes that her mood will pass and you both will be together once again, but at the end she was stringing you along just in case her new interest dies and then she will go back to you. But what will actually happen is that she was actually sleeping with the other guy and you dont know about it until you and him are talking and he tells you about it. When she finds out, all hell breaks loose and its your fault, not his fault that you know she was backstabbing you with one of her co-workers. All other attempts fail as you realize your long relationship that you once had is now over.

You will never get her back and all thats left is memories and a hole in your heart from how she cheated on you behind your back.

Im depressed now.............

I hate that bastard to this day. I still wait for the moment to seek my revenge

I feel your pain brother. Same thing happened to me a few years ago in college, except she wasn't screwing around with the other guy, but was definitely interested and kicked me to the curb. You spend so much time and energy putting into a relationship and don't want it to end and when it does it hurts deep. You definitely learn a lot about yourself and what you want in a relationship from situations like that. Being only 19 at the time, I matured and gained wisdom well beyond my 19 years, not only from the relationship but from close friends and family who helped me get through it and learn from it.

BTW Serenity, you suck in the 109. You are an abomination to ALL 109 pilots everywhere... If I see you in my 38, just auger, it will save yourself a little time before you're in the tower anyway. You should stick to something more your speed... an easy-mode plane, like a La-7, so you can spray'n'pray to your hearts content.

Gumbeau · « **Reply #70 on:** June 12, 2007, 04:33:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Serenity
lol. No. Trust me, it wasnt my idea, and all it did was bolster my belief that pre-marital sex is wrong.

Pre-marital sex with your uncle is not really pre-marital sex but I can see how all the abrasions and bleeding would sour the experience for you.

I would pay actual money to be 14 year old stupid again.

Serenity · « **Reply #71 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:23:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Gumbeau
Pre-marital sex with your uncle is not really pre-marital sex but I can see how all the abrasions and bleeding would sour the experience for you.

I would pay actual money to be 14 year old stupid again.

Okay, it was a GIRL!!! A good deal older than me, but a girl nonetheless.

Meatwad · « **Reply #72 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:07:36 PM »

You mean I actually stayed on topic?!?

Im usually the one that derails it

1K3 · « **Reply #73 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:14:35 PM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad
At 14?!?

Are we gonna see you on a talk show with the subject "Who's the father?"

God i miss Maury show... The (IN)famous paternity test

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZD78-CCPhAQ

Meatwad · « **Reply #74 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:38:28 PM »