Author Topic: Furbie, Bronk, any of you guys who like slinging insults... (Read 2039 times)

Gumbeau · « **Reply #75 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:19:05 PM »

And if you are dating a girl who spells her name "Ashlee" its obvious she is trash.

Only low rent skanks name their kids 'Ashlee'.

Set your sights higher.

Maybe a girl named after the local hourly motel or something.

FALCONWING · « **Reply #76 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:24:05 PM »

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

by reading this entire thread to this point you have lost 30 IQ points!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

and if you really want me to remove the silly grin then lets take a look at your girl...i am supposing she is the one in your avatar who loves taking pictures of herself....(the down the bra shot from above is especially tasteful)....she looks about 30 pounds overweight now and while that may help her current breast size...give her 10 more years and a few kids and she will have breasts that overflow over her fat stomach and point the answer to the question: "Where is the ground?" if she is 14 yo as well then im gonna have to guess she will be a good 250 lbs by the time she hits 25.....

what do i win?

Serenity · « **Reply #77 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:19:12 PM »

See Rule #7

evenhaim · « **Reply #78 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:56:23 PM »

motorboat!!!:lol

Serenity · « **Reply #79 on:** June 13, 2007, 12:03:56 AM »

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Originally posted by evenhaim
motorboat!!!:lol

LOL!!!

Yeah, Im kinda tall, shes kinda short, so my friends made two jokes. First, they wanted to see how tall I was compared to her when I was on my knees. Seconds, they wanted to see how many steps above she had to be to be taller than me. At both on my knees, and two stairs below her, guess where my head is on her...

Mr No Name · « **Reply #80 on:** June 13, 2007, 12:33:28 AM »

When I was in HS, I was 6'3"... My GF was 4'10" slight height difference

Serenity · « **Reply #81 on:** June 13, 2007, 12:43:59 AM »

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Originally posted by Mr No Name
When I was in HS, I was 6'3"... My GF was 4'10" slight height difference

LOL!!! Only about 6 in difference here. 5'4 and 5'10

Furball · « **Reply #82 on:** June 13, 2007, 04:06:06 AM »

-CodyC · « **Reply #83 on:** June 13, 2007, 07:14:21 AM »

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Originally posted by FALCONWING
and if you really want me to remove the silly grin then lets take a look at your girl...i am supposing she is the one in your avatar who loves taking pictures of herself....(the down the bra shot from above is especially tasteful)....she looks about 30 pounds overweight now and while that may help her current breast size...give her 10 more years and a few kids and she will have breasts that overflow over her fat stomach and point the answer to the question: "Where is the ground?" if she is 14 yo as well then im gonna have to guess she will be a good 250 lbs by the time she hits 25.....

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Originally posted by Serenity
See Rule #7

I'm glad you can laugh about it now, because that man is dead on. You should look on the bright side of FALCONWING's words. Chances are by the age of 23 you guys would have gone your seperate ways a few years back. She probably cheated on you while in your freshman year of college. Or maybe she went out with friends for her 18th birthday party after being with you for quite a while and the next morning decides it would be best for both of you to call it quits. A few months later she finds out she's pregnant and the night she went out with her friends to party she may have been so drunk that she doesn't really remember what happened. Still looking for the bright side? Oh, well, it's that when you guys were together and right up to the point at which she "got so drunk" that she didn't remember anything that happened she was drop dead gorgeous. After that it didn't matter how pretty she was, but you run into her a few years later and by this time she's had a few kids and gained those pounds you never thought she could. This is gratification at its best and that's todays lesson on how to look on the bright side of any situation.

Serenity · « **Reply #84 on:** June 13, 2007, 08:57:58 AM »

lol.

Shifty · « **Reply #85 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:33:38 AM »

Jebuz kid get a puppy if you're this attention starved. This has got to be the most retarded thread ever.

Serenity · « **Reply #86 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:34:23 AM »

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Originally posted by Shifty
Jebuz kid get a puppy if you're this attention starved. This has got to be the most retarded thread ever.

I know, right?!? lol. Like I said above, BEST TROLL EVER!!!

Skuzzy · « **Reply #87 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:51:17 AM »

Serenity, you are out of warnings now. Continued violations of the posting rules will not be tolerated.

Serenity · « **Reply #88 on:** June 13, 2007, 10:54:19 AM »

Alright. Ill shut up.

FuBaR · « **Reply #89 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:01:26 AM »

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Originally posted by FALCONWING
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

by reading this entire thread to this point you have lost 30 IQ points!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

and if you really want me to remove the silly grin then lets take a look at your girl...i am supposing she is the one in your avatar who loves taking pictures of herself....(the down the bra shot from above is especially tasteful)....she looks about 30 pounds overweight now and while that may help her current breast size...give her 10 more years and a few kids and she will have breasts that overflow over her fat stomach and point the answer to the question: "Where is the ground?" if she is 14 yo as well then im gonna have to guess she will be a good 250 lbs by the time she hits 25.....

what do i win?

hahaha:aok