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Offline Airscrew

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« on: June 18, 2007, 04:33:35 PM »
What I learned in the O'Club today.

You know lots of information is posted here daily and there is probably no way most of you have the time to read each and every post so I thought as a public service I would try to give you a short run down on some of my favorite threads.

1.  Mac says a car door is good for preventing erectile dysfunction...Roscoroo recommends a dryer

2.  Beet knows which hand creme is best for group meetings...

3.  Diablo is hoping for a date with Bigfoot...

4.  The Rabid Enviormentalist are still rabid,  foam is beginning to appear around Moray's mouth

5.  Most AH'ers have about 3 bowel movements a day

6.  How to save ourselves from a planet killer asteriod, either the UN, Bush and Congress or Ben Afleck and Bruce Willis

7.  Forrest is raising a young homeless Raccoon.  We are waiting for the 2nd part of this adventure when Forrest writes and tells us how he lost his left testicle to the young critter...

and to think this is just Monday,  cant wait for Tuesday...
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007, 04:58:08 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007, 05:00:53 PM »
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Originally posted by Airscrew
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5.  Most AH'ers have about 3 bowel movements a day


I must have missed that thread.

Or are you trying to say they need to do that? :)
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Re: What I learned in the O'Club today
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007, 05:56:16 PM »
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Originally posted by Airscrew
What I learned in the O'Club today.

You know lots of information is posted here daily and there is probably no way most of you have the time to read each and every post so I thought as a public service I would try to give you a short run down on some of my favorite threads.

1.  Mac says a car door is good for preventing erectile dysfunction...Roscoroo recommends a dryer

2.  Beet knows which hand creme is best for group meetings...

3.  Diablo is hoping for a date with Bigfoot...

4.  The Rabid Enviormentalist are still rabid,  foam is beginning to appear around Moray's mouth

5.  Most AH'ers have about 3 bowel movements a day

6.  How to save ourselves from a planet killer asteriod, either the UN, Bush and Congress or Ben Afleck and Bruce Willis

7.  Forrest is raising a young homeless Raccoon.  We are waiting for the 2nd part of this adventure when Forrest writes and tells us how he lost his left testicle to the young critter...

and to think this is just Monday,  cant wait for Tuesday...


You missed the bit about Regular being a 'male model' for a 'mens magazine'.
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Offline Wes14

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Re: What I learned in the O'Club today
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007, 06:34:28 PM »
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Originally posted by Airscrew
What I learned in the O'Club today.

You know lots of information is posted here daily and there is probably no way most of you have the time to read each and every post so I thought as a public service I would try to give you a short run down on some of my favorite threads.

1.  Mac says a car door is good for preventing erectile dysfunction...Roscoroo recommends a dryer

2.  Beet knows which hand creme is best for group meetings...

3.  Diablo is hoping for a date with Bigfoot...

4.  The Rabid Enviormentalist are still rabid,  foam is beginning to appear around Moray's mouth

5.  Most AH'ers have about 3 bowel movements a day

6.  How to save ourselves from a planet killer asteriod, either the UN, Bush and Congress or Ben Afleck and Bruce Willis

7.  Forrest is raising a young homeless Raccoon.  We are waiting for the 2nd part of this adventure when Forrest writes and tells us how he lost his left testicle to the young critter...

and to think this is just Monday,  cant wait for Tuesday...


You forgot the gun discussion:D
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007, 06:48:04 PM »
i have no comment except ------:rofl
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2007, 06:48:35 PM »
I just found out that my date with Bigfoot is a requirement to join 880 FAA.

Future applicants take note.
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2007, 07:45:13 PM »
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               5. Most AH'ers have about 3 bowel movements a day"



I must have missed that thread.

Or are you trying to say they need to do that?

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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2007, 07:59:51 PM »
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...and people still talk of some guy called Beet. Wasn't he "banned", a year ago?

:rofl


He is such a desperately sick and disturbed individual who physically abuses women, he cannot stay away.  He is obsessed with this board.
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2007, 08:47:46 PM »
I need to find a headline for tomorrow's news



IDEA time.


Daily AH newspaper with links to the "interesting" posts in threads
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2007, 09:57:22 PM »
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He is such a desperately sick and disturbed individual who physically abuses women, he cannot stay away.  He is obsessed with this board.

If only they'd stop shooting their mouth :mad:

:lol  Poor guy.. Someone says something and all he has in reply is agression.
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2007, 10:35:32 PM »
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If only they'd stop shooting their mouth :mad:

:lol  Poor guy.. Someone says something and all he has in reply is agression.


Don't know what your problem is, but you don't have a clue of the history involved.
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2007, 10:52:38 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2007, 11:19:45 PM »
Does anyone have that poster titled "None of us are as dumb as ALL of us".
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2007, 01:19:13 AM »
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Does anyone have that poster titled "None of us are as dumb as ALL of us".


Here ya go..



another appropriate one might be:

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