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Offline rpm

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« on: June 20, 2007, 08:25:21 AM »
"Thou shalt not consider a car an object of personal glorification"
Oh my, I wonder what the Pope thinks of carpeted garages...
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 08:31:52 AM »
Thou shalt not protect Nazi and other criminals such as illegal aliens.
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 08:56:54 AM »
What Would Jesus Drive?

maybe one of these?

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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 08:59:05 AM »
Maybe This
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 10:25:24 AM »
He was a carpenter, he'd drive a pickup truck.  Prolly Chevy 2500 diesel 4x4, like this........

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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 10:38:38 AM »
A more modern list of commandments, courtesy of Sikboy in the You-Tube thread.

:)

Thou Shalt Always Kill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4
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Re: What Would Jesus Drive?
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 10:40:38 AM »
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Maybe This

thats some serious hydroplaining...
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 10:43:36 AM »
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Originally posted by Curval
A more modern list of commandments, courtesy of Sikboy in the You-Tube thread.

:)

Thou Shalt Always Kill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4

I like the lyrics but man that music has got to go...
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Offline Captain Virgil Hilts

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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 10:53:01 AM »
Actually, Why Would Jesus Drive? And what does it really matter?
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 12:23:28 PM »
Jebus rides a hawg, I know this 'cause I saw the Bikers for Jebus colors on a guy riding a Fatboy ratbike with a side car, his dog Jebus was by his side.

BTW, Jebus also hates bugs in his eyes so he wears goggles.
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2007, 12:47:24 PM »
Jesus is my neighbor from El Salvador, he drives a 1978 Monte Carlo with 20" wires and bumps narcotrafficante jams.
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007, 01:31:41 PM »
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Jesus is my neighbor from El Salvador, he drives a 1978 Monte Carlo with 20" wires and bumps narcotrafficante jams.


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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007, 01:35:14 PM »
soon i discovered that this rock thing was true...

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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007, 01:52:31 PM »
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soon i discovered that this rock thing was true...

;)


...so there was only one thing I could do

dingalinglang my dangalongdingdong
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007, 02:11:29 PM »
He'd drive this in 2008, the one with 725hp since He doesn't need no steenkin' warranty.

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