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Offline doobs

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« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2007, 03:39:35 PM »
would luv to see the stat on how many marriages actually ended because of AH or somehow partly responsible for it.

I know a few.

as said before wife prefers me drinkin and cartoon flying, than drinkin and driving.  It's when ya combine the both that can really be fun.(off road of course)
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Offline Platano

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« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2007, 03:48:04 PM »
Go out with firends and come home really late...

Make her wonder what your doing going out at night and coming back late and she will apreciate this 'game' that keeps you occupied at home.
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« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2007, 03:51:43 PM »
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This is what I hear when I'm playing...

1. "Honey! Come downstairs and watch What Not To Wear (on TLC) with me"
Me": Oh gawdammit

2. "Are you on your game again!?"
Me: No. I am just checkign my e-mail (As I'm shooting down a spit from my B17 tail-gun)

3. "Come cuddle me"
Me: Are you naked?
No. But come down stairs anyhow.

I made a deal if I buy her a computer,she'll get a scond account on AH and gun for me on bombing raids.


:rolleyes: :lol :rofl :aok
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Offline Max

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« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2007, 04:13:07 PM »
Keep a pile of cash next to the computer and hand out "Jacksons" till she leaves on a shopping spree :rofl
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« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2007, 04:40:04 PM »
Get an 8inch solid steel door with 20 locks. Might want to reinforce your walls as well. Maybe add another chair with a .303 mounted on it to the back of your chair. Some side .303s might help as well.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2007, 04:54:54 PM »
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Get an 8inch solid steel door with 20 locks. Might want to reinforce your walls as well. Maybe add another chair with a .303 mounted on it to the back of your chair. Some side .303s might help as well.


And when all that is done the enemy (a female in most cases here ;) ) will just flip a switch in the fuze box or pull the internet cable. "honey, can you please put that back?" wont work then i think.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2007, 04:55:39 PM »
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Keep a pile of cash next to the computer and hand out "Jacksons" till she leaves on a shopping spree :rofl


Careful, that may backfire.

Before you know it you will need to have a pile of cash next to the bed too :D
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Offline Scherf

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« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2007, 05:06:28 PM »
Mr. No Name wins.

If you negotiate, you're toast. Might as well uncouple your own goolies and hand them to her in a jar, so they don't cause any more trouble.
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Offline P47Gra

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« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2007, 05:42:02 PM »
Ha, already there chump.  Proud of it.  :lol

All I am to her is a good well cant say!
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Offline Scherf

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« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2007, 05:44:08 PM »
Yeah well, I'm speaking from experience myself.

Not proud of it.
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« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2007, 07:49:41 PM »
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Originally posted by VERTEX
My wife is actually really good about my playing AH, she has learned to appreciate that when I'm playing she can watch whatever she wants on TV.

One time though, I had 24 kills in a tiger, had a blown turret, and a guy was chasing me in a panzer. I was desperately trying to make the trek from TT back to a friendly VH. It was fairly late and the kids were all asleep. She thought she'd surprise me and came down to the computer room scantily clad, and invite me to the bedroom. I had a hard time explaining perks and kills landed, and the game does not have a pause button to her. She just couldn't develop an appreciation for my situation. No matter how hard I tried. Needless to say the 50 odd perks I earned upon landing paled against the days of agony I later endured.

Lesson, " bail and go to tower NOW!" Don't even speak, just do it.


Dude, there's something wrong with you.
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Offline Mr No Name

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« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2007, 08:44:17 PM »
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Mr. No Name wins.

If you negotiate, you're toast. Might as well uncouple your own goolies and hand them to her in a jar, so they don't cause any more trouble.


Exactly.  If you cave, they have learned how to control you, they then lose respect for you and you become dull and weak in their eyes.

It's a simple principle: Either you are training them or they are training you... Dont get caught on the wrong end of that whip!
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« Reply #42 on: June 21, 2007, 08:56:14 PM »
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Try what I do.

We play "downed Luftwaffe pilot" saved by "Pretty French farmgirl." :t

Works everytime. :aok


We actually tried that, but she got an attitude when the girls showed up. sheeeesh! just can't make her happy!
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« Reply #43 on: June 21, 2007, 09:01:01 PM »
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I found the solution that works for me every time.  I first want to say that I am not married, nor have I ever been married BUT When I had a girlfriend that griped about the game I simply turned off the computer, grabbed the car keys and headed to the local "gentlemens club" and stayed until closing time.  After 2 or 3 of these occurrences they learn not to complain about you playing a harmless game in the comfort of your own home.


Just noticed how you said, "HAD" a girlfriend.:confused:
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« Reply #44 on: June 21, 2007, 09:19:19 PM »
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Do any of you guys suffer at the hands of a wife that is jealous over a computer game? Mine gives me a lot of grief over playing AHII. It's not like I am out running the roads or something. Tried to get my doctor ,who btw got me started in AHII, to write a prescription for at least 20 hours a week but we figured even that wouldn't work.  Is there any help out there for wife ack?
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At first this GAME is really addictive.

DOn't let it make your family go away.There are some players who have divorced over this game, well not the GAME but the fact that the Player spends all his free time in front of the monitor @ war with red icons & Toolsheds.
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