Author Topic: Go to Hell Paris Hilton  (Read 538 times)

Offline AWMac

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« on: June 26, 2007, 03:19:41 AM »
All this BS over a spoiled Brat.

Money and Bad Parenting.

Whining.

I wished they would have shanked the skank in jail.

Yes it was Jail and NOT prison as the news makes out.

Her undisclosed medical condition was cleared up with a few shots of Penicillen.  But the Herpes remains.

It's so pathetic that the news channels stoop this low to just broadcast her release from jail this much.

We'll hear of the Hilton Episode for another few weeks... I'd rather see some better Tampon Commercials.

That's how I really feel.

Mac

Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2007, 06:20:03 AM »
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Offline Ghosth

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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 07:19:05 AM »
All I can say is that I hope every Police Office, Cop, Sheriff and Deputy is WATCHING FOR HER to drive. So they can do this all again!

This could just be chapter one of the Paris story!  (Gag, barf, retch)

That girl has issues that 10 years in prison with a 250 lb butch named spike couldn't fix.

Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2007, 08:05:33 AM »
That's hawt.
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Offline VOR

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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2007, 08:22:51 AM »
I don't really give a crap about her.

Offline moot

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2007, 09:13:38 AM »
Hello ant
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Offline Chairboy

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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2007, 09:25:01 AM »
Her care cost $1,100 a day, ten times what the rest of the inmates cost.  Fan-freakingtastic.
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2007, 09:27:19 AM »
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Her care cost $1,100 a day, ten times what the rest of the inmates cost.  Fan-freakingtastic.


could you itemize that cost please.

Offline Chairboy

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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2007, 09:31:08 AM »
$100 a day for lodging, food.  $1000 a day in latex gloves and Tyvek suits for the guards so they don't have to risk catching something?
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Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2007, 09:59:32 AM »
:rofl :rofl Mommy!  Mommy!  They're coming to take me away!  :rofl :rofl

Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2007, 10:04:46 AM »
She served more time than 90% of the people charged with the same offense. I think you all either need to start a fan club or get a clue.

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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2007, 10:08:31 AM »
MT, her sentence may have been a bit out of the norm, but certainly not unheard of.  Stop, or I'll bust out cryin'.

She'll live.  She may step on her lower lip, but she'll survive.

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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2007, 10:11:59 AM »
I don't understand all the media attention drawn to this Herpes Skank.

I wouldn't touch her with a Diver Dan outfit on.

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Offline john9001

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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2007, 10:15:49 AM »
the judge tried to make a example of her, but all he did was add to her notoriety.

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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2007, 10:32:46 AM »
she shoulda come out wearing cornrows to illustrate her new attitude
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