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storch

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« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2007, 05:07:23 AM »
I ran over a gator once on the way back from Ft Myers on state road 84 in the middle of the glades.  never saw it and it felt like a small speed bump, but I was doing 65mph so I spilled my coffee.  the next day on the way back to Ft. Myers there he was, a head and a big greasy spot on the road. he must have been about a six footer.  I have whacked plenty of coons, ducks, dogs, cats, turtles and crabs with no damages at all and only an occasional clean up.

I don't think I'd like to hit a deer though, they can mess up your trip in short order.

I have some high pitch whistles attached to my vehicles that supposedly cause critters to flee from you but I'm not sure they are effective or not.

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« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2007, 06:43:22 AM »
I whacked a squirrel not too long ago. The top half was pancaked on the road and the tail was still flopping around like crazy
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« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2007, 06:56:59 AM »
I'm 17 a knight of the road sitting bolt upright on my Kawasaki.  A small flock of sparrows make a bolt from one side of the road to the other.  Hedge to hedge. I'm doing around 65mph obsevering this little race across my path.  The very last sparrow chickens out and I get a great view of the underside of said sparrow as it tries a 180 before, you guest it, smacks me full in the face.  

Man, my hands were ripped off the bars and my head went that far back I was surprised my neck didn't brake.  It was like giving Tyson a free shot.  Thankfully I was wearing a full face with the lid down.   I recovered control of my bike that had made a little no hands wobble then I got all vengeful.  I went back to that sparrow determined to do a rear wheel burn out on it's carcass but when I picked it up, all limp, warm and dead my initiate thought went " aww poor thing".  I put it to one side.  My face was stinging and my nose felt broke it wasn't, just a bruise that came out next day....Rudolf-esk.



I'm in me truck coming back north from Southampton with me wife in the passenger seat.  Not supposed to take passengers for insurance reasons but what the heck.  Anyways the road I'm on is sunken between the adjacent fields.  Cab is at field height.  I'm chugging along at 55mph when all of a sudden a pheasant commits suicide right on the passenger side windscreen.  Right in front of my wife's face.  Thankfully as the screen shattered it actually held together although concaved..  My wife with lightening reaction had ducked when she seen the bird.  I still have a " photographic still" type memory of the expression on the birds face 2/10th of a second before impact...... needless to say I leave the Mrs at home now.
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2007, 07:17:14 AM »
Being a city guy there are no racoons, deers, possums.  

I've hit a bunch of pigeons though.    Thump,  poof,  look back and see a cloud of feathers in the rearview.

I actually had a pigeon HO me once when i had my conversion van years ago.   I saw it from about 200 feet in front and started honking so the stupid thing would turn, but nope.   He didn't explode,  but went tumbling over the roof and landed on the hood of a parked car.

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« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2007, 07:29:55 AM »
The first time I hit a dog he ran off with a limp.  The next dog went under the car and died instantly.  

The most memorable one was hitting an already dead dog though.  My brother and I were driving his Honda on a divided freeway in the middle of nowhere AZ.  It was early in the morning and the traffic was very light.  We are going about 75. I’m looking at the map, my brother is driving.  Pretty soon he’s looking at the map too (we were on an air museum tour and trying to locate the next one).  After looking at the map for quite awhile, he looks up and exclaims, “Oh $%!”.  He takes his foot off the gas as I look up and see a big dead Saint Bernard lying sideways across our lane, less than a second from impact, no time to evade.  WHAM!   The car, with pretty much no clearance, lurches back and up.  My brother gets back on the gas (I think he was instinctively afraid of being rear-ended since he had no situational awareness after studying the map).  The car is riding high and making a horrible rubbing sound.  I turn around and look back; no doggy in the road.  My brother is still cursing.  I tell him that I don’t see the dog; he’s still under the car.  My brother stays on the gas.  After maybe five or ten seconds the car pops up a foot again as the rubbing sound stops.  I’m still looking back; there’s Beethoven doing somersaults down the freeway at 65 mph.  At the next exit we pulled over and accessed the damage: front air dam – mashed, exhaust – mashed, fuel tank – mashed – about two or three gallons less capacity now.  

I can’t help but to wonder: if the tank had been full would it have held tight and not been beat in or would it have ruptured and spewed gas everywhere.  Could you imagine the 911 call, “Yea, that’s right, there’s a fire on the freeway half a mile long with a burning dog at one end and a burning Honda at the other”.

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« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2007, 07:32:17 AM »
I go up this mountain side from the coast every other morning at 5 am or so, watch the sunrise from the top, and race back down before the morning shifters clog the roads with their cars.
Two weeks ago, on my way down a steep section of the road (fast enough to dry out your eyes), a black splotch the size of a milk carton floated out of nowhere towards me and within a fraction of a second collided with my head with a soft, furry thump.
Luckily enough the bat hit in a way that it didn't get to flail its claws near my eyes.

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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2007, 07:35:06 AM »
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I ran over a gator once on the way back from Ft Myers on state road 84 in the middle of the glades.  
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storch, how far from Ft. Myers are you? I'm leaving on a vacation road trip Thursday, and that's my destination (mom-in-law visit ;))
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2007, 07:47:47 AM »
I've hit a few beavers in cars before.

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Noone was injured and I think the beavers enjoyed it...I know I did.
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« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2007, 07:52:50 AM »
I hit a cat about 15 years ago.  Apparently this cat was smart enough that it would wait for a car to pass, and then dart across the road.  Unfortunately I was car #2 so as soon as the car in front of me passed the cat darted right out in front of me.  I hit him square with one of my wheels.  I look in the rear view mirror and see him flopping around in the road.  I was about to pull over when I saw a little kid standing on the sidewalk screaming his head off.  I just kept going.  :(

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« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2007, 07:59:40 AM »
I hit a bear on my 4wheeler while on a hunting trip in British Columbia.
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« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2007, 08:33:10 AM »
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I go up this mountain side from the coast every other morning at 5 am or so, watch the sunrise from the top, and race back down before the morning shifters clog the roads with their cars.
Two weeks ago, on my way down a steep section of the road (fast enough to dry out your eyes), a black splotch the size of a milk carton floated out of nowhere towards me and within a fraction of a second collided with my head with a soft, furry thump.
Luckily enough the bat hit in a way that it didn't get to flail its claws near my eyes.

Eskimo, that's a good one.. :D


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« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2007, 09:54:07 AM »
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storch, how far from Ft. Myers are you? I'm leaving on a vacation road trip Thursday, and that's my destination (mom-in-law visit ;))
I'm in miami which is on the other side of the state, about two hours and one half if you are doing the speed limit.

we do some fair business in Ft. Myers so I have reason to be there quite often.

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« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2007, 10:13:14 AM »
Rabbidrabbit, downtown Saint Denis (northmost on the isle) about 500m from the coast.  I'm moving to Quebec either this summer or at New Year's.

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« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2007, 10:17:53 AM »
Growing up in Idaho, I had mallard fly up out of a canal as we were flying down the road. It came through the open passenger side window & slammed into the rear window. Feathers everywhere. Also loud thump. Almost caused loss of control of car doing 70.

My dad hit a moose outside of Jackson Hole. Totalled the car. The car came to rest right next to the injured moose which proceeded to kick holes in the side panel of the car with its hoofs until a rancher drove by & shot it.

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« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2007, 11:05:53 AM »
My last....squirrel in 1994.

On my radio show I read a poem similar to this:


ODE TO A SQUIRREL

Ode, to the squirrel beneath my wheels,
I heard not your squeeks or your squeels

You thought you could make it on one mad dash,
and in the process, became road-hash

Ode, to the squirrel below my car
You became one, with asphalt and tar

You though you could survive, if you went FULL GO..
But the last that you saw, was a Michelin Logo

Ode, to the squirrel who is now so flat....<>

Maybe, nextime, the neighborhood cat.

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