5 rules for men to follow for a happy life.

[rabbidrabbit]

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks  
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who  
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes  
to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each  
other.

[tedrbr]

If it:

- flies
- floats
- fornicates

it is cheaper to rent.

[Airscrew]

I heard or read this somewhere...

Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesnt die...

[texasmom]

Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks  
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who  
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes  
to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each  
other.

LOLOL! That's pretty funny =)
(not very nice, but yes, it's funny)