Ok, I have to share part of my breakfast conversation with my 5 year old son Victor.
"Victor, yesterday I read about some kids who were saved from a rabid fox..."
"Daddy, what's 'rabies'?"
"Rabies is a sickness that makes animals go mad, you remember in 'Old Yeller' how Yeller got mean, and tried to bite the family and they had to shoot him?"
"Yes"
"Well he got that way because he got rabies from being bitten by a wolf with the same sickness."
"Oh"
"Anyway so these little kids, younger than you, were saved by the bravery of this little boy Rayshun..."
"Daddy what's a 'boyration?'"
I almost snarfed my coffee.
- SEAGOON