Author Topic: O'Reilly busts LESBIAN GANGS!  (Read 450 times)

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O'Reilly busts LESBIAN GANGS!
« on: July 06, 2007, 06:20:43 PM »
O'Reilly is on the case with a hard hitting expose on the threat of violent lesbian gangs that infest our cities, roving through the streets raping and converting people into homosexuals.

http://www.splcenter.org/intel/news/item.jsp?site_area=1&aid=274

According to his expert, there are over a hundred of these gangs in Washington DC alone!  This must explain government gridlock...
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2007, 06:45:59 PM »
I hear the gay male gangs do "Makover" attacks. Whereby they abduct poorly dressed passersby and do a forced clothing makover on them.

I have heard rumors that they have even been known to on occasion break into peoples houses and decorate them while the homowners are away
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 06:49:18 PM »
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I hear the gay male gangs do "Makover" attacks. Whereby they abduct poorly dressed passersby and do a forced clothing makover on them.

I have heard rumors that they have even been known to on occasion break into peoples houses and decorate them while the homowners are away


so, was that a freudian slip? :D

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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2007, 06:51:41 PM »
All I can say is even though I'm straight, I wouldn't complain too awfull much if they broke into my apartment and redecorated it for me. I don't care for that type of lifestyle in general, but you have to admit they do tend to have pretty good taste when it come to interior decorating:rofl
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2007, 07:11:44 PM »
Thats so squealing funny...

I've seen the first video O'Reilly shows... the girls were fighting over a guy :rofl :rofl :rofl   So much for that one anyway.  Can't speak for the rest though. :lol

Oh, and as a resident of DC... i've never been jumped by a lesbian gang... much to my dismay :p:lol

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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2007, 07:35:59 PM »
You have to be a fat ugly pig like her

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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2007, 07:51:54 PM »
Hmm....that's strange.  I just got a craving for barbecued pork.

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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2007, 07:52:19 PM »
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You have to be a fat ugly pig like her



Dont tryt o play it off

You'd hit it
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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2007, 07:55:36 PM »
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You have to be a fat ugly pig like her



that's hilarious.. and for that id rather have the same girlfriend i had as a freshman in high school, which im using to type this post.

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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2007, 08:37:56 PM »
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Thats so squealing funny...

I've seen the first video O'Reilly shows... the girls were fighting over a guy :rofl :rofl :rofl   So much for that one anyway.  Can't speak for the rest though. :lol

Oh, and as a resident of DC... i've never been jumped by a lesbian gang... much to my dismay :p:lol


Most of the fights they showed in that report of the young girls fightings had nothing to do with the subject they were talking about.  It looks like they just scoured YouTube for any catfight video they could find.  But that's just typical for O'Reilly's "No Spin Zone".


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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2007, 08:42:50 PM »
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Dont tryt o play it off

You'd hit it
;)


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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2007, 08:45:57 PM »
I think all 9mm Glock's should be pink.

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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2007, 09:09:10 PM »
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I think all 9mm Glock's should be pink.


Yeah and have these installed.
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2007, 09:29:45 PM »
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Yeah and have these installed.

 


Too funny

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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2007, 10:04:55 PM »
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Most of the fights they showed in that report of the young girls fightings had nothing to do with the subject they were talking about.  It looks like they just scoured YouTube for any catfight video they could find.  But that's just typical for O'Reilly's "No Spin Zone".


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Regular O'Reilly watcher are you enough to know what's typical?
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