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Offline jaxxo

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« on: July 07, 2007, 10:48:47 PM »
took a break from AH  to go on a blind date. Spent 80 bux and she spent all night on her Crackberry text messaging. Stoopid Northern Va power hungry exec type..the only time she was interested is when dessert came.









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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 10:57:03 PM »
Should of took it from her and gave it the ol' porcelin swirl
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 10:59:13 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 11:01:18 PM »
Must resist Ho's ......


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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2007, 11:59:52 PM »
Maybe on your next Blind Date you need to find an actual Blind Girl...She may be interested in you then.  :D
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 12:16:59 AM »
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Maybe on your next Blind Date you need to find an actual Blind Girl...She may be interested in you then.  :D
     lol thats mean :rofl
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 12:24:42 AM »
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Maybe on your next Blind Date you need to find an actual Blind Girl...She may be interested in you then.  :D


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Re: ho's
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 12:35:33 AM »
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took a break from AH  to go on a blind date. Spent 80 bux and she spent all night on her Crackberry text messaging. Stoopid Northern Va power hungry exec type..the only time she was interested is when dessert came.

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and what did we learn from this?
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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 01:51:44 AM »
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Originally posted by jaxxo
took a break from AH  to go on a blind date. Spent 80 bux and she spent all night on her Crackberry text messaging. Stoopid Northern Va power hungry exec type..the only time she was interested is when dessert came.









Flame on!

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Did you atleast have a drive-by teabag session?
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 08:24:23 AM »
pooned. :cry
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Offline Speed55

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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 09:03:26 AM »
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the only time she was interested is when dessert came.
 


Then she wasn't a ho.

I had a blind date similar to yours, after wasting money on the movie, i knew i wasn't going to waste another dime on her.  I told her i was feeling dizzy and dropped her off, then went out with the fellas and got drunk, where i met a real ho. :aok

Edit... Not as in hooker ho.. But as in party girl ho.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2007, 10:59:54 AM by Speed55 »
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 10:28:07 AM »
Psssh, let them spend all their money on you, after that, they will get something out of it.
Lucky for me, its always sex.
But then again, i am good looking enough to not have to pay for it at any rate.

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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 03:23:36 PM »
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Originally posted by jaxxo
took a break from AH  to go on a blind date. Spent 80 bux and she spent all night on her Crackberry text messaging. Stoopid Northern Va power hungry exec type..the only time she was interested is when dessert came.

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i'd have left her sittin there/.......or took her device and "accidently" dropped it in a glass of water:O
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Offline jaxxo

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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 11:05:45 PM »
:lol
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Offline FTDEEP

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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2007, 02:37:29 PM »
$87 on a blind date?? you loser. lol j/k but seriously..coffee maybe a drink and thats it. i actually left a date at the dinner table cause she answered her phone twice. who paid for dinner..i have no idea.
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