My wife and I were sitting at a table at my 40th high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!"
says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?
So see, there really are two ways to look at everything
