Author Topic: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter (Read 788 times)

VWE · « **on:** July 21, 2007, 09:24:05 AM »

Just tell me the ending...

Hortlund · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:25:33 AM »

Gay sex

Nilsen · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:28:50 AM »

Im older than 9 so i havent read any of them.

nirvana · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:34:46 AM »

Here are your official spoilers:

Everyone dies, Reservoir Dogs style but with wands.

Seagoon · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:37:38 AM »

Just go to Barnes and Noble and read the last chapter in the coffee section* then put the book back.

- SEAGOON

* If you want to make it into a special event, wear a pointy hat and read out loud using different voices for all the characters.

VWE · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:39:27 AM »

Oh I'd love to, but Barnes&Knobles has yet to open anything near Baghdad...

Seagoon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:46:35 AM »

Sorry VWE, I didn't read your location. I'll tell you what, I'll go to B&N on Monday and do it for you*, then post the spoiler here.

- SEAGOON

* I don't have a pointy hat, but my kids love my "in-character" voices so I'm sure It'll go over well. I was thinking that as Harry has grown up, his voice should now sound something like Dr. Strangelove, at least that's how I picture it.

storch · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:52:24 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen
Im older than 9 so i havent read any of them.

Hortlund · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:14:03 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Deathly_Hallows

VWE · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:00:43 PM »

No, no, no ,no ,no!! The little fartcicle lives... 7 is an odd number, shouldn't evil win then?

Halo · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:28:23 PM »

Harry who?

Gh0stFT · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:33:11 PM »

I love you all!
I love you all!

hehe

Coshy · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:52:38 PM »

Now that the dang blasted book is released I can FINIALLY complain about it.

For the last 3 months the plant I work at has been in virtual lockdown mode. Guards checking your bags as you leave, randomly checking your work area for 'unauthorized' pieces of the dang book, the publisher coming in every 2 weeks doing security audits ... its been nothing but a pain in the ass.

So you ask, why all these draconian security measures? Because we printed the damn thing. I read the entire thing (in pieces) about a month ago. I wasnt impressed, although I was glad it is the last one.

Ok, rant over.

vorticon · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2007, 03:58:06 PM »

thank god thats over.

now maybe someone who can actually write will get some coverage.

Elfie · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2007, 04:01:55 PM »

I haven't read any of the books or seen any of the movies.

Which one is first, second and so on?

Author Topic: I don't want to read the new Harry Potter (Read 788 times)

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