Why Senator John McCain gets my vote:
Hillary - she's a woman, a Clinton, a closet-socialists, but mainly her voice is the Siren Song of Hades.
Obama - he's black, has Muslim ties, he's black, he's a quasi-socialist, but mainly because his name sounds like Osama.
Edwards - Who? Never heard of him.
Thompson - An actor? I don't care if we was a Senator or president of the Glee club he's been tainted by Hollywood. You see where the last actor/President got us.
Guiliani - One trick pony (unless you count his mistresses). As long as Al Queda attacks NYC again, then he's the man for the job.
There you have it. McCain is clearly the best candidate for the job.