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Offline eagl

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« Reply #45 on: July 20, 2007, 11:27:36 PM »
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okay here's one.. happened yesterday

coworker who has FULL INTERNET CAPACITY comes in my office and asks me if I know how to convert kilometers per hour to miles per hour.  


Why didn't you go to google and type in:

"xx kph in mph"?  (or maybe it's kmph in mph)

Works well.  Lots of google tricks like that, and it works for almost any unit of measure including currency for nearly every country.
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« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2007, 11:39:11 PM »
I hate when my co workers leave boards with nails sticking in them.

I hate picking up an empty nail gun.

I hate cutting plywood.

I hate not having a restroom.

I hate fiberglass.
i hate acoustical sealant.

I hate having to work in the rain, snow, heat, cold, mud, dust, water and noise of a construction site.

I hate not having medical insurance.

I hate not having a retirement plan.

I hate not having a comfy chair to sit in (we do get to sit down for a 1 hour unpaid lunch though)

i hate when "foremen" cant keep there guys busy, so we have people wandering over to our site looking for something to do.

i hate that i'm lucky to get 160 hours in a month, despite supposedly working full time.

i hate being paid once a month.

i hate guys who cant put tools away to the right spot. i hate trying to find them after, and i hate getting yelled at because i take to long finding it.

i hate being sent to grab something, coming back and finding they managed without it.

and i dont like pointless dramatics and mini-politics.

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« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2007, 01:34:13 AM »
Okay, here is my list from the perspective of an employer and business owner. They are childishly simple, but the core things from my own development and mentors.

1. Don't whine to me about how hard your job is. Be an adult and tell me what you need (people, things or ideas) to be more efficient, more productive or to make fewer mistakes and let's find an answer. You're lucky. I don't have anyone I can whine to.

2. I don't care anything about your gender, race or age. If you're not the best person for a job, let's find someone better suited for it and find you a job that suits your ability and experience. That is half your responsibility. If we can't find a position or make one that contributes to the company, I have no job for you.

3. Everyone deserves a second chance.

4. I'll praise you in public and discuss ways to improve your performance to get you a raise in private. You will do the same when discussing other employees.

5. Don't think that managers or business owners don't know when you're being a brown-nosing politician. Use your creative energy for your job and forget about the politics.

6. You don't know everything. If you did, you'd be God. I don't know everything either, so tell me about problems before they get over your head and let's get some collective wisdom and ideas from people who can help to solve it. That includes the most junior person on the line, not just supervisors or managers.

7. Take the time to teach younger and newer people what you know and why we do things the way we do. How without the why is for insects. Encourage them to ask questions because some of those questions and puzzled looks can mean we might be blinkered.

8. Be reasonable. I'll be flexible about the time you aren't here if you're flexible about the time you're needed, even if that is a weekend or evening. It's the work that needs to be done, not the hours. You're not in prison serving time.

9. I'm not your daddy. If you have personal problems affecting your work or others, talk to your manager and maybe we can help you solve the problem. Maybe we can't. Don't wait until your manager has to talk to you about it.

10. Never listen to an accountant tell you how a business should be run. They can tell you where every line on the P&L comes from and many helpful things about financing and cash flow, but they usually aren't very good at changing the numbers on those lines.

11. Have a sense of humor and remember that work organizes your life so you can have a life. It's a means to an end. Be proud of the project or work you have accomplished and move on to the next one with that experience under your belt.

12. It's the people who do the heavy lifting, the grunt work, the daily work who keep businesses running, not the hotshot "idea" person who never finishes anything. The pulse of a business is learned by talking and listening to them.

I warned you that they were simple. Sorry if I bored you to tears... :)
« Last Edit: July 21, 2007, 02:45:22 AM by Rolex »

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« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2007, 01:43:33 AM »
Rolex, having read that list, I'd work for you in a heartbeat.............

Well, I would if I had anything I could contribute obviously....

Wurzel:aok


*Ooh dear, now that sounds like I'm brown nosing....I'm not, just your idea's coincide with my own.......*
« Last Edit: July 21, 2007, 01:50:51 AM by gpwurzel »
I'm the worst pilot ingame ya know!!!

It's all unrealistic crap requested by people who want pie in the sky actions performed without an understanding of how things work and who can't grasp reality.


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« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2007, 02:20:14 AM »
Sounds like a good set of rules there Rolex. Id be your manager any day :)

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« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2007, 07:15:54 AM »
My pet peeve: the good idea people.

Why ruin something that's been running smoothly for years?

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« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2007, 09:32:54 PM »
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My pet peeve: the good idea people.

Why ruin something that's been running smoothly for years?


LOLOL~ I know a Manager who has a 'good idea fairy.'  He keeps her in a double locked bird cage.  He made a sign that says something like: Do not allow the good idea fairy out of her cage.
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« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2007, 09:40:06 PM »
18 wheelers that try to kill me and old people that fall at 3 A.M.

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« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2007, 11:58:27 PM »
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Why didn't you go to google and type in:

"xx kph in mph"?  (or maybe it's kmph in mph)

Works well.  Lots of google tricks like that, and it works for almost any unit of measure including currency for nearly every country.


because he's too lazy to do that recurrently.. now the tool has a tool :D
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« Reply #54 on: July 22, 2007, 12:02:34 AM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
I knew a neat freak once when I was a teen. with him EVERYTHING had to be just so.
 His brother and I used to delight in messing up his room..
Nothing destructive. Just things we knew would annoy the crap outa him.

Like one day he returned home to find all his posters hung either upside down, or crokken.
And entire half gallon box of BBS dumped in his shag carpet
His phone cord wrapped around his lamp and all twisted upAnd his bed messed up and about 100 empty cigarrette packs he was collecting  mixed in with the sheets and blankets. His school looseleaf binder all disorganised.
(math in with his history work and vise versa,etc etc etc)
All his LP records in the wrong sleeves and out of alphabetical order.

Man we used to take delight in messing with him.

Im still that way.
Be happy I dont work in your office. Giving me a list like that is like wearing a sign telling me what buttons to push.
You'ld come back from lunch one day to find about 1,000 post its all over your desk. LOL


Consider this. I once used a screw gun to screw my bosses lunchbox to his desk.


:D


well in the case of obvious 'messing with me' type stuff that's all good.  You just wouldn't be able to get on the internet until I decided I wanted you to and you wouldn't make a sale because I'd up the margins on your costing sheets that you couldn't see subsequently your quarterly bonus would be about a negative 1,000 bucks.   :D
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« Reply #55 on: July 22, 2007, 12:12:48 AM »
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Okay, here is my list from the perspective of an employer and business owner. They are childishly simple, but the core things from my own development and mentors.

1. Don't whine to me about how hard your job is. Be an adult and tell me what you need (people, things or ideas) to be more efficient, more productive or to make fewer mistakes and let's find an answer. You're lucky. I don't have anyone I can whine to.

2. I don't care anything about your gender, race or age. If you're not the best person for a job, let's find someone better suited for it and find you a job that suits your ability and experience. That is half your responsibility. If we can't find a position or make one that contributes to the company, I have no job for you.

3. Everyone deserves a second chance.

4. I'll praise you in public and discuss ways to improve your performance to get you a raise in private. You will do the same when discussing other employees.

5. Don't think that managers or business owners don't know when you're being a brown-nosing politician. Use your creative energy for your job and forget about the politics.

6. You don't know everything. If you did, you'd be God. I don't know everything either, so tell me about problems before they get over your head and let's get some collective wisdom and ideas from people who can help to solve it. That includes the most junior person on the line, not just supervisors or managers.

7. Take the time to teach younger and newer people what you know and why we do things the way we do. How without the why is for insects. Encourage them to ask questions because some of those questions and puzzled looks can mean we might be blinkered.

8. Be reasonable. I'll be flexible about the time you aren't here if you're flexible about the time you're needed, even if that is a weekend or evening. It's the work that needs to be done, not the hours. You're not in prison serving time.

9. I'm not your daddy. If you have personal problems affecting your work or others, talk to your manager and maybe we can help you solve the problem. Maybe we can't. Don't wait until your manager has to talk to you about it.

10. Never listen to an accountant tell you how a business should be run. They can tell you where every line on the P&L comes from and many helpful things about financing and cash flow, but they usually aren't very good at changing the numbers on those lines.

11. Have a sense of humor and remember that work organizes your life so you can have a life. It's a means to an end. Be proud of the project or work you have accomplished and move on to the next one with that experience under your belt.

12. It's the people who do the heavy lifting, the grunt work, the daily work who keep businesses running, not the hotshot "idea" person who never finishes anything. The pulse of a business is learned by talking and listening to them.

I warned you that they were simple. Sorry if I bored you to tears... :)


Totally agree rolex.. problem is I'm surrounded by

two people that have 'jobs' which means they expect to come in and do a 'job' anything outside of the box means run to someone for help instead of trying to figure it out.  

I have one person whose major job for 20+ years has been to show up and read the paper, take a dump, and eat lunch who still types with 2 to 3 fingers.

These three I've show how they can do most of their work from home if they need a day off or are sick looked at me like I had suggested bestiality as a recreation.

I just spent 20 minutes answering emails from my customers which is not a big deal to me.  I'm salary which means my office is open 24 / 7 for my convienance.  If I've got the flu or a sick kid I can check my emails from home and not burden a coworker with my stuff.  These 3 are like 'I'm off work so !#$!# it'.  

Just NOT my work ethic and I really don't get it.

Finally I have the owners son who, while a good kid, has a sense of self entitlement that you can not believe.  Flip side is he's a good worker he just works his own hours  and that annoys the !@#$! out of my 'job' people.  They don't really realize that he stays in the office till 8 or 9 most night working. He's got rough edges that I think will wear off.  The rest are in their 40's  and should recognize this.  

Maybe I expect too much out of people.  I'm rambling.. I'm tired..

Night crew..

Thanks for letting me get this off my chest.  It's good to have friends even if they disagree with me

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« Reply #56 on: July 22, 2007, 12:59:11 AM »
My biggest peave while I was on the ship was going into CIC for my watch and the place would be a wreck. Papers everywhere. Classified manuals lying on the chart table. Log not up to date. And the BIGGIE no fresh coffee made.

Happened several times after I first reported aboard. One night I had enough so when I walked in and the place was messed up I told the off going watch stander I would be back in 15 minutes and if the place wasn't squared away when I got back I would leave for anouther 15 minutes so on and so forth. The dude got pissed and called the chief at midnight and told him I refused to take the watch. When the chief found me out on deck having a smoke, I told him what was going on. He backed me 100% and word got out quick that I would not relieve the watch unless the place was cleaned to my satisfaction.

I figured that if I can find the time to make sure the work space is cleaned and organized before I go off the watch then so can everyone else, but there were a few that it had to be pounded into their heads.
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« Reply #57 on: July 22, 2007, 01:40:38 PM »
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My biggest peave while I was on the ship was going into CIC for my watch and the place would be a wreck. Papers everywhere. Classified manuals lying on the chart table. Log not up to date. And the BIGGIE no fresh coffee made.

Happened several times after I first reported aboard. One night I had enough so when I walked in and the place was messed up I told the off going watch stander I would be back in 15 minutes and if the place wasn't squared away when I got back I would leave for anouther 15 minutes so on and so forth. The dude got pissed and called the chief at midnight and told him I refused to take the watch. When the chief found me out on deck having a smoke, I told him what was going on. He backed me 100% and word got out quick that I would not relieve the watch unless the place was cleaned to my satisfaction.

I figured that if I can find the time to make sure the work space is cleaned and organized before I go off the watch then so can everyone else, but there were a few that it had to be pounded into their heads.


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