Dammmm.... I was wrongfully jailed once.
I snuck outta the house once, well several times as a 15 Year Old. But this time was different. I was a Navy Brat (Enlisted) and was going to meet some friends, Navy Brats (Commissioned) at the Golf Course..... so fitting.
Young teen love, music, song, dancing in the Moonlight and drink. 1am on the Greens of the 7th Hole. Lakehurst, NJ. 1973.
Daughters of the Base Commander, Daughter of the Base Deputy Commander... and a few other sweeties. Chaplins Daughter, she was a HornDawg...But I regress...
Great Times Pass....
I come home around 0430 and my Sister does'nt open the door.... my Mom did.
Busted.
I didn't mention that my Dad was working Installation Security that night.
Right away my Dad's sidekick arrives in a SP vehicle, handcuffs me, tossed into the back and transported to the GDunk on Lakehurst where my loving Father is working. I'm placed into a cell across from some Squid who got busted for a DUI, he's somewhat sober by now.
My Loving Father opens my cell and sez I need to go to the bathroom... NOPE ain't gotta pee right now,,,
*Note* At my age I had long hair, tattered, ripped and patched jeans...and maybe a slight attitude... *I'll give Dad that* But I was just gettin what I could be gettin from the Officers Daughters.. I was doing GREAT...
Well I go escorted into the Latrine by Dad and he wailed on me, pissed him off that I was old enough to block most of his punches... He tired, I tired... He tossed me back into the Cell...I looked at the Squid in the other Cell with a bruised eye and said... "They said yer next".. he frikken broke down.
But with all that said my Dad was the best and we laffed at this for the longest afterwards... fond memories.
Years later Dad asked me how I knew how to block crap like that...
I miss my Dad.
Mac