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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2007, 01:09:36 PM »
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Sign him up for NAMBLA.


There ya go... and use his neigbours house as the mailing address... heehee


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« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2007, 01:33:29 PM »
My brother and I have been at war for 25+ years, some battles I've lost but many more that I have won.

These have been some of the things I've done against him.

1.  Subscribed him to The Advocate and Out magazines.  His mailman will take care of informing the rest of the neighborhood about his reading material.

2.  Go to the post office and put a hold on his mail for a month.  No ID is required for this, you just fill out a form and sign it.  No mail for 30 days.

3.  Sign him up for a free Enzyte sample but put his wife's name down.  He'll think his wife is trying to tell him he's a little short in some areas.

4.  Put out an ad in a swinger's magazine with his phone number.

5.  Put an ad out in the local paper advertising his house for sale and open house dates.


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« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2007, 01:37:03 PM »
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hmmm something like a "we are watching you" postcard, from around the world in several different languages.


we are watching you
nous sommes veille vous
wir sind zuguckend Sie
vi er ser du
мы быть часы карманные,наручные ты
siamo orologio tu
εμείs είμαστε παρακολουθώ you
estamos a ver you


well you get the idea. would be funny having same thing wrote on 100s of postcards, postmarked from all over the world at nearly the same time. should freak the guy out.


Nothing like adding Federal Charges to the list of things consequences of things suggested here.   :rolleyes:
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« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2007, 01:41:27 PM »
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Nothing like adding Federal Charges to the list of things consequences of things suggested here.   :rolleyes:

and now a message from Steve "wet blanket" Bailey....:rolleyes:

Ack , I like the hold mail stunt.   Put a hold on his mail, then sign him for all the free stuff.  then in 30 days when they deliver his mail they need a truck and dump it in his yard ...  :t
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« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2007, 03:15:59 PM »
i think we should hear raul's side first, can you get him to post?
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« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2007, 03:27:18 PM »
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and now a message from Steve "wet blanket" Bailey....:rolleyes:

Ack , I like the hold mail stunt.   Put a hold on his mail, then sign him for all the free stuff.  then in 30 days when they deliver his mail they need a truck and dump it in his yard ...  :t


he has a point though brother.

it must be firm but innocuous.  nothing illegal.  sheer numbers.  they key is to reach a point so immediately absurd that there will be nothing that they can do to counter it fast enough to be effective.  a swift victory with an immediate surrender rather than the long protracted war.  

nothing dangerous or ominous here.  just funny.  hell, we could video tape our efforts...we could make mock-umentaries.  

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« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2007, 03:48:28 PM »
p.s.  i have been wanting to try this out on the illegals across the street from me for ages.  

unfortunately for me, my studio also happens to be right behind where they live.

this is what it looked like before they started trashing it this year.



this is what it looked like after they decided that it was okay to trash it.
 
 
 





i have since pushed it back and cleaned it...but that has only served to make them more volatile.  they have made veiled threats.  last weekend the sign on my studio was torn off and thrown in the yard.
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« Reply #67 on: August 03, 2007, 03:53:32 PM »
Send an anonomous complaint to the health department. Another one to child protective services if kids live there.
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« Reply #68 on: August 03, 2007, 03:56:30 PM »
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Send an anonomous complaint to the health department. Another one to child protective services if kids live there.


sadly, they won't take complaints anonymously and the landlord is also the owner of the building that i use as my studio.  he gets screwed with fines.  so do i.  so that's worse case.  he'll get his later.  ive documented everything.

space to work is very hard to come by here.

no kids.  only the illegals.
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« Reply #69 on: August 03, 2007, 03:58:37 PM »
i did get this great picture of their dog though.



2 years ago that porch was pristine and a little 78 year old man lived there and managed to care for the place just fine.
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« Reply #70 on: August 03, 2007, 05:08:16 PM »
All very very good suggestions.

Bologna--perhaps...

glass sprinkled inside his car--maybe....

Turning the purely decorative windvane into a functional one--almost definitely....
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« Reply #71 on: August 03, 2007, 05:17:50 PM »
PM the address JB.

I'm bored.

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