Originally posted by swoose
Profanity is an attempt of a weak mind trying to express itself forcibly.
It's a valid form of expression, and often there is no better way to express one's sentiment. The F-word, which I really wish I could display right now, is the most versatile word in the English language. George Carlin puts it best. Especially with his 'seven deadly words' bit. Absolutely classic!
Tits? Tits doesn't even sound that bad! Sounds like a snack! Cheese Tits?
You can salamander your finger, but don't finger your salamander!
Does it really matter what we call our excrement? We all do it, and it all stinks.
I especially love when Carlin transposes the word 'kill' with the F-word in cliches from old westerns.