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Offline Neubob

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« Reply #60 on: August 14, 2007, 11:48:14 PM »
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Wait, if God is of the opposite gender, can we ask for sex?

You know if he/she made it so good they must enjoy it, or at least support its propagation.

Either way, there must certainly be a sense of humor up there, and the flattery may buy you brownie points.


Again, that would be a request, not a question (unless of course you're just asking for an answer as to whether you can have whatever you're asking for, and not the actual thing itself)...

However, if this thread allows a request, I'd just ask for god's job and pretty much call it a day. Granted, I'd suck at it pretty hard, but, then again, what would I care if the world turned to ****? When all was said and done, I'd still be god.
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« Reply #61 on: August 14, 2007, 11:52:48 PM »
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However, if this thread allows a request, I'd just ask for god's job and pretty much call it a day. Granted, I'd suck at it pretty hard, but, then again, what would I care if the world turned to ****? When all was said and done, I'd still be god.


I saw a documentary where a pretty normal guy did get God's job for a few weeks.

He made his dog pee in the toilet and made his GF breasts grow larger.
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« Reply #62 on: August 15, 2007, 01:17:12 AM »
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Ink, if god exists, then the abilities you have are his wish, right?  The capability of thought and curiosity, even with that whole misunderstanding about the apple, are the result of his wish.  

With that in mind, how happy would you make your god if you just mewled for forgiveness instead of using your noggin to make best use of the opportunity?  

Presumably, he "receives" your thoughts and prayers and absolutions 24x7, I doubt he'd be terribly satisfied that Man, his greatest creation (just paraphrasing the scriptures here) would WASTE that opportunity to do something he can do any other time?

If you built a hotrod, and it could only honk its horn, would you be satisfied with that?


I fear no man for they can only hurt the body...

 BUT I  FEAR GOD BECAUSE HE CAN DESTROY MY SPIRIT
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Re: If you could ask God one question...
« Reply #63 on: August 15, 2007, 01:48:13 AM »
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and only ONE question.  What would it be?


I would ask why he put men and women together.


I would ask God to explain sex to RedDg. ;)
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« Reply #64 on: August 15, 2007, 02:19:13 AM »
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If you could ask God one question...



hmmm....

Why does he need my money?
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« Reply #65 on: August 15, 2007, 02:40:43 AM »
"well the god i believe in isn't short of cash, mister." - bono

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« Reply #66 on: August 15, 2007, 02:48:29 AM »
"hey god, why is it when i wake up with morning wood i also need to urinate urgently? Is this not a punishment worse than hell? Do you intend that i stand at the other side of my bathroom and go for a lob shot? Is it right for me to expect someone else to clear up mine mortal spatterings or is it god's will that i wait untill the blood flow lessens before i relieve my bladder on such mornings?"


oh...just one question? damn.
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« Reply #67 on: August 15, 2007, 02:51:07 AM »
God... why do we have 5 seperate MA's?
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« Reply #68 on: August 15, 2007, 03:35:23 AM »
Why did my kids have to die in a car wreck that day 2 years ago August 28th?

Been asking it ever since.  I'd really like an answer.
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« Reply #69 on: August 15, 2007, 03:50:26 AM »
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Why did my kids have to die in a car wreck that day 2 years ago August 28th?

Been asking it ever since.  I'd really like an answer.


so very sorry for your loss guppy.   you have my deepest condolences.  

i hope that time will bring you the answers that you seek and offer you solice from your suffering.



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« Reply #70 on: August 15, 2007, 06:47:02 AM »
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Originally posted by 68Hawk
Lazs, Chairboy,

Damnit this has been so overdone.

If you really want to rehash this silliness can you take it somewhere else?  Neither of you is going to convince the other.

I'm now going to ask God for his recommendations on the best way to bang your head against a wall!


There will be no lashing out at those lashing out at lashing out.
Oh God...why is it all soooooo confusing? :rofl
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« Reply #71 on: August 15, 2007, 10:07:55 AM »
God, if you are all powerful, can you make a rock so heavy that you can not lift it?
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« Reply #72 on: August 15, 2007, 12:50:29 PM »
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Originally posted by Guppy35
Why did my kids have to die in a car wreck that day 2 years ago August 28th?

Been asking it ever since.  I'd really like an answer.


We'd all like an answer to that one, Guppy, sorry for your loss.
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« Reply #73 on: August 15, 2007, 02:04:36 PM »
"What's the wingspan velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Crap... Nevermind.

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« Reply #74 on: August 15, 2007, 04:10:19 PM »
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Why did my kids have to die in a car wreck that day 2 years ago August 28th?

Been asking it ever since.  I'd really like an answer.




guppy
no words can express your pain,
the one thought that comes to mind,(and yes ive had very close family members die most of us have) is now they wont be ruined by this very messed up world,  when i was 10 years old my brother died he was 14, he was the only one that treated me good,  i loved him very much.
   now i thank GOD for taking him out of this EVIL world,  it does not get rid of the pain but it helps.
   i would say they were to innocent for this world.

i am sorry for your loss
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