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Offline Chairboy

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« on: August 21, 2007, 11:59:28 PM »
From the AOPA board:

By now, everyone has heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-
security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "area
51." Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51
were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret"
base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the
pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and
spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The
Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and
held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot
really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane,
gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing,
complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison,
told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading,
and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same
Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the
plane . . . only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to
me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where
I was last night!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 12:50:31 AM »
Wa waaaaaaaaa....
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

Offline Wes14

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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 01:15:52 AM »
:rofl
Warning! The above post may induce: nausea, confusion, headaches, explosive diarrhea, anger, vomiting, and whining. Also this post may not make any sense, or may lead to the hijack of the thread.

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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 06:00:36 AM »
that is totally plausible, it's a great joke.

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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 07:03:34 AM »
I don't like the way your lack of religion is controlling me.
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2007, 07:23:44 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Yknurd
I don't like the way your lack of religion is controlling me.
:lol

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2007, 01:03:22 PM »
Outstanding joke there Chairboy.

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