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« on: August 24, 2007, 02:26:24 PM »
Whether fair or not, movie stars tend to leave their most lasting impressions from a particular movie or movies that resonate with us, even if these key impressions do not reflect the majority of their film work.  

For whatever it's worth, here are my impressions of some major studs from their movies that made the greatest impression on me.  Which movie studs  impact you the most, some of these or others?

Sean Connery, Robert Shaw, Brat Pitts -- they never let you down, never get beaten within an inch of their life, never have to have their families annihilated to trigger their studly hero instincts.

Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis -- they yank you around, frequently get severely beaten, but finally prevail in spite of vague families and motivations.  

Mel Gibson -- he does let you down, often gets beaten within an inch of his life, can't muster studly hero instincts until his family is violated.

Tom Cruise, Richard Gere -- barely fringe entrants in studly category.  Way too introspective and pouty, but usually get the women if they ever make up their minds they want them.  

Henry Fonda, Gregory Peck, Harrison Ford -- confuse you from the beginning, rarely get severely physically inflicted, rarely have families involved but if they are they are more threatened than actually hurt, finally muster sufficient studly hero instincts to prevail.

John Wayne, Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone and that French sounding judo guy -- such nice guys it doesn't matter what happens to them, you always know everything will come out all right.
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 02:45:34 PM »
Christian Bale and Martin Lawrence although Martin hasn't made a good flick since National Security.
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 02:53:19 PM »
Brad Pitt has been beaten to within an inch of his life. In Spy Game, the chinese worked him over pretty well and he had to have somebody else come and save him.

John McClain's motivations in regards to his family were hardly vague in either of the first 2 Die Hards. He saved his wife's life by killing the villain in both movies.

Rocky didn't come out alright, at least not initially. He lost the fight in the first movie, by split decision. The French sounding guy isn't nice, he's just a well-muscled pansy that makes funny faces when he kicks people's asses.

Tom Cruise was neither too introspective, nor got the woman in Collateral. All he got was dead.

Harrison Ford has been shot in the forehead, encased in Carbonite (incapacitating him for the rest of the movie) and beaten by Nazis until he was bloody.


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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 03:23:38 PM »
and dont forget Sean Connery gets a couple rounds of 00 in The Untouchables.   Stallone certainly didnt come out alright in the end of F.I.S.T.
I cant figure how Richard Gere fits in any of these lists.  And John Wayne belongs up at the top, how dare you rank him with Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, and Van Damm :cool:

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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 03:26:25 PM »
Van Damme is nice but has some sort of brain atrophy.
Fight Club is the movie that fits Pitt best, to me.

Bobby or Jack Shaftoe would be really fun to see on the big screen.
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2007, 03:32:09 PM »
Impressions, the key is overall impressions, what we remember after years of viewing these heroes.  All of them have exceptions, but what we remember the most is the main overall impression they generate.

Yeah, Gere and Cruise are studly marginals and probably should not be included.  I was remembering them in Officer and a Gentleman plus Top Gun.  Must have been the Navy uniforms.

What triggered this thread was thinking about how satisfying it always is to watch Connery and Shaw.  Then I got to thinking Pitts is pretty reliable too, especially in Achilles.  

What annoys me the most is the hero who makes a big deal of not getting involved until something awful happens that makes him finally get into action.  In those preambles I really feel for the families who must make the ultimate sacrifice before their hero will rise and smite the bad guys.

John Wayne is always almost surrealistically injury proof, like Superman in a 10-gallon hat.  Definitely bigger than life, and he was a big guy at what, 6-4?
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 04:18:52 PM »
Well satisfying to watch would be a different list for me or at least add to it.  These would be actors that no matter the type of movie, if they were in it (as a lead or supporting actor) I would watch and so far except a few I have not been disappointed.  A perfect example is "The Red Violin"  normally not a movie I would watch, but Samuel Jackson is in it so I watch and enjoyed the movie.

Walter Matthau
Kirk Douglas
Paul Newman
Robert Redford
Samuel Jackson
Clint Eastwood
Rod Taylor
James Garner
Robert Duvall
Gene Hackman
Morgan Freeman
Sean Connery
John Wayne
Cary Grant
Steve McQueen

and others

Most if not all of those guys played a hero of some kind, sometimes a villian.  and for me almost 100% guarantied not to disappoint

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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2007, 04:20:54 PM »
Henry Fonda plays a sociopath that kills women and children in "Once Upon a Time in the West".

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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2007, 09:27:09 AM »
for some good old fashioned male actors being bad asses.. real badasses....

"The Wild Bunch"   these guys were all good... there wasn't a lot of difference between the good guys and the bad but...

every person in the movie... including most of the women were more manly than the male heroes like decrapio and matt and cage...

 the women didn't weep as much as the current crop of male "heroes" does.

not only the best western ever made but probly one of the best movies ever made of character study of the toughness of people in that era is the factor..

the acting was all spot on...every bit of it... location and dirt and props all... dead on.  

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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2007, 03:22:49 PM »
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Originally posted by Halo
John Wayne is always almost surrealistically injury proof, like Superman in a 10-gallon hat.  Definitely bigger than life, and he was a big guy at what, 6-4?



:huh  You must not have seen to many john Wayne movie's then.
Hell, he got shot NUMEROUS times, unfathomable number of fights and even died in the last western he made, really classy way to go to :aok
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2007, 05:20:57 PM »
My fav's are those that speak softly then kick butt.

Clint Eastwood - Unforgiven, Pale Rider
Sean Connery - Untouchables, Outland
Marlon Brando - The Godfather, Apocalypse Now
Richard Burton - The Wild Geese
Christopher Walken - The Dogs of War, Biloxi Blues
Michael Caine - Zulu
Liam Neeson - Shindler's List, Rob Roy
Steven Segal - The Siege
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2007, 06:38:00 PM »
Most of the above and I have to admit to enjoying Charles Bronson kick bellybutton in the Death Wish movies.
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2007, 07:03:04 PM »
i have enjoyed the bourne series.
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2007, 07:15:05 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2007, 07:30:10 PM »
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Well satisfying to watch would be a different list for me or at least add to it.  These would be actors that no matter the type of movie, if they were in it (as a lead or supporting actor) I would watch and so far except a few I have not been disappointed.  A perfect example is "The Red Violin"  normally not a movie I would watch, but Samuel Jackson is in it so I watch and enjoyed the movie.

Walter Matthau
Kirk Douglas
Paul Newman
Robert Redford
Samuel Jackson
Clint Eastwood
Rod Taylor
James Garner
Robert Duvall
Gene Hackman
Morgan Freeman
Sean Connery
John Wayne
Cary Grant
Steve McQueen

and others

Most if not all of those guys played a hero of some kind, sometimes a villian.  and for me almost 100% guarantied not to disappoint


Amen, Airscrew.

And (off the top of my head) can I hear a Billy Bob Thornton?
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