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Offline RedTop

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« on: August 27, 2007, 08:32:41 PM »
This is funny.....I've watched this a couple of times now and STILL have no idea what was said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXM
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2007, 08:49:50 PM »
The Question: Recent polls have shown the 5th of Americans cannot locate the United States of America on a world map, why do think this is?

Her answer: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because uh some people out there in our nation don't have maps and a I believe that education like such as in South Africa and Iraq everywhere like such as, and that I believe that they should or education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and asian countries so we would be able to build up our future for our childerns.

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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2007, 08:50:04 PM »
BWhahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!



reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp207kH45zI


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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2007, 08:54:10 PM »
Wow!  She could write speaches for President Bush!:D

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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2007, 10:23:52 PM »
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Wow!  She could write speaches for President Bush!:D

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wouldnt he have trouble with some of the big words she used? ....

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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2007, 10:51:18 PM »
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wouldnt he have trouble with some of the big words she used? ....


LOLOLOL.  I haven't laughed this hard in a while.  ahhhh.
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 12:36:56 AM »
Yeah, Asian countries are just longing to get their kids the kind of education she's managed to get herself.

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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 06:54:29 AM »
That just made my morning :)
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2007, 07:53:43 AM »
:huh :huh
Forgot who said this while trying to take a base, but the quote goes like this. "I cant help you with ack, Im not in attack mode" This is with only 2 ack up in the town while troops were there, waiting. The rest of the town was down.

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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2007, 08:13:39 AM »
She must be a big supporter of UNIFUS

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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 08:24:19 AM »
And that is just walking results of SC ranking 49th in education

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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2007, 08:34:12 AM »
asking beauty queens questions about anything other than makeup or diet is unfair...  like asking sports stars anything about anything.

How long would a game show be that pitted beauty queens against basketball players for instance?   If it didn't involve questions about jewelry that is.

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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2007, 08:37:48 AM »
There's no child left behind as long as we push the slow ones up front.

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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2007, 09:19:45 AM »
Damn she's cute.

It's a beauty contest anyway,  so why ask her about geography?  Let her dance around in a 2 piece and everything will be A-OK.
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2007, 09:54:20 AM »
When you're that good looking you don't have to say a thing.

Which brings to mind that bit about all people being created equal.  Well, yeah, in the sense of rights as a human being.  

But as for opportunities, people who are born rich, smart, beautiful, and nice have it all over people who born poor, dumb, ugly, and mean.
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