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Offline wrag

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A bar burned down..............
« on: August 30, 2007, 01:50:14 PM »
In a small mid-western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business. A local church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers.

Work progressed, however right up till the week before opening, when a lightning bolt hit the bar and it burned to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise in its reply to the court.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner that believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn't!"
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Offline evenhaim

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2007, 01:54:15 PM »
:lol
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Offline LancerVT

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2007, 02:02:47 PM »
lol :lol
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2007, 02:05:11 PM »
Be careful what you pray for, you just might get it all!
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2007, 02:12:27 PM »
Thats funny.

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