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Offline BaDkaRmA158Th

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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2007, 01:48:14 AM »
Anything with Mel Brooks, is classic gold.

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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2007, 02:30:05 AM »
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I present to you this laurel, and hardy handshake....


after seeing that film litterally dozens of times, I JUST NOW got that joke.
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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2007, 03:09:43 AM »
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Originally posted by BaDkaRmA158Th
Anything with Mel Brooks, is classic gold.

:aok

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Harumph, harumph... I didn't get a harumph outta that guy.:rofl

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« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2007, 04:32:48 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2007, 06:27:39 AM »
"Qualifications?"

"Rape, murder, arson and rape"

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape."
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« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2007, 07:32:57 AM »
"Badges??  We don't need no stinkin badges.


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« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2007, 09:21:26 AM »
Gene Wilder in a Klansman outfit: "Oh boys, look what I found!"

*Pulls up Cleavon Little* "Hey, where the white women at?"
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« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2007, 09:24:28 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2007, 10:08:47 AM »
"They Says you were hung."



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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2007, 10:18:55 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2007, 11:02:34 AM »
It sucks that this movie couldn't be made today. Especially because it makes fun of WHITE PEOPLE more than it does the minorities.

If I had to rank my Top 5 Favorite Mel Brooks films:

1. Spaceballs
2. Blazin' Saddles
3. Young Frankenstein
4. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
5. History of the World: Part I
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« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2007, 11:28:43 AM »
You guys crack me up. The only reason this movie couldn't be made today is because its already been made.


This thread is some of the finest frontier gibberish I've ever heard.

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« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2007, 12:55:20 PM »
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Originally posted by Saxman
It sucks that this movie couldn't be made today. Especially because it makes fun of WHITE PEOPLE more than it does the minorities.

If I had to rank my Top 5 Favorite Mel Brooks films:

1. Spaceballs
2. Blazin' Saddles
3. Young Frankenstein
4. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
5. History of the World: Part I


Have to agree with your list. But my bro in law would put History at the top of his list. Spaceballs gets funner everytime I watch it. I watched Spaceballs before I took in the midnight show of the last Star Wars movie.
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« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2007, 01:34:07 PM »
"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded and cattle raped. Now the time has come to act and act fast."

"I'm leaving."





and High Anxiety is funnier than Robin Hood.
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« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2007, 01:35:38 PM »
Gee whiz, I haven't seen or even heard of that movie in soooo  many years. :D  Maybe I'll look for it on ebay later.
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