Author Topic: Airline sacrifices goats to fix maintenance problems (Read 1245 times)

Meatwad · « **Reply #30 on:** September 06, 2007, 07:59:33 AM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Expecting something similar here.

In Trenton NJ there are groups that are offering prayer to stop the crime rate there.

Inasmuch as nothing else has seemed to work. Might as well.

Could the sacrifical goats be far behind?

Wonder how effective it would be to sacrafice a criminal instead of a goat

lazs2 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 06, 2007, 08:01:30 AM »

curval... I don't fly these days because it is just no fun anymore with all the "security" but if I do/did....

I guess I would be glad that they were thoughtful enough to sacrafice a goat over my plane... What can it hurt?

lazs

Curval · « **Reply #32 on:** September 06, 2007, 08:15:50 AM »

It only hurts the goat...as already said.

If I was going to fly that airline I'd be concerned that the sacrificers are RELYING on the sacrifice to assist in fixing maintenance problems. I'd rather they save the goat and get working. Personal preference if you like.

lazs2 · « **Reply #33 on:** September 06, 2007, 08:27:59 AM »

oh... well then. that is different. If their maintenance program was less on the flights that goats were sacraficed for then I would be concerned.

I think that goat sacrafice or no tho... they have a crappy record. the goat killing neither hurts nor helps and.... is none of our business.

lazs

FBBone · « **Reply #34 on:** September 06, 2007, 09:09:58 AM »

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Originally posted by nirvana
What if the God didn't want goat though, Bone? Wouldn't that put the passengers on those planes in significantly more danger? I think the airline rushed to their decision before thinking about all the variables.

Well, if God wanted, we'll say a cheeseburger instead, God would simply will the people to sacrifice a cheeseburger. It's quite simple really, God has a very large menu from which to order and, being God, can get anything on said menu.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2007, 06:03:30 AM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
We could argue over the color of a polar bears poo for weeks.

Which would be referred to Angus for clarification.

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In the end we have 4 recipes for chili

In this case I would suggest that the goat meat be drained before final preparation of the chili.

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Laz is the expert in this field.

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badhorse · « **Reply #36 on:** September 07, 2007, 07:12:28 AM »

I wonder. Did they need an A&P license for that?

Maverick · « **Reply #37 on:** September 07, 2007, 12:30:36 PM »

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Originally posted by badhorse
I wonder. Did they need an A&P license for that?

Nope, the goat was neither installed in or part of the aircraft.

MrRiplEy[H] · « **Reply #38 on:** September 07, 2007, 02:46:54 PM »

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Originally posted by Curval
Yes. It was written two thousand years ago at the earliest.

What are you implying the Book is not correct? Did the big man change in the meanwhile or what?

Curval · « **Reply #39 on:** September 07, 2007, 03:03:19 PM »

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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
What are you implying the Book is not correct? Did the big man change in the meanwhile or what?

Our perception of the Big Man sure has...at least it has here.

Are they big on sacrifices in Finland still?

Casca · « **Reply #40 on:** September 07, 2007, 05:04:01 PM »

Man I'd love to see the logbook entry for this.

BaDkaRmA158Th · « **Reply #41 on:** September 07, 2007, 06:25:20 PM »

And the god said unto them "sorry, i only do anti-rust jobs for goat blood, try gold next time."