I @@#@# HATE cops.
When I was a teenager, when I was suPPOSED to hate cops, I never saw anything wrong with them, never had any run-ins with them (perhaps living in a high-crime, metropolitan area like Tampa produces a better quality of police officer, who can better see the 'big picture') For the last 12 years, I've lived in a rural area, adjacent to a quiet, LOW-crime city (Roanoke) , in a quiet, LOW crime county (Roanoke) which has more cops than you can shake a stick at. There's naught for them to do in crime-fighting, so to justify their existence, they set up speed traps on back-water country roads, at the bottom of LONG downgrades, (which down-shifting doesn't even save you from passing the limit, forcing you to ride brake) pull people over at random to inform them of mud covering license tag....you get the picture.
Last year I had a guy follow me thru 4-5 turns...saw him back there, assumed he must be going same place s me, except I was going in circles around a building trolling for a parking space. He blocked me as I parked, turned on his bubbles, and threatened to write me 5 tickets for failure to use a signal while turning (I looked away from him, counted to 10, and said "sorry, won't happen again") 5 moving violations would take my license for YEARS, getting me fired from job, etc. Had I been 20 years younger, I would have pointed out, "WHEN YOU ARE ON A 1-WAY, IN THE RIGHT-TURN-LANE, GOING ONTO ANOTHER 1-WAY, IT'S PRETTY G#$##$%#$ OBVIOUS WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO!"
Now that I'm 47, and have a mortgage and a kid entering college, I can see the bigger picture, and being surrounded by salamanders hassling non-criminals as they go about their lawful lives, is a minor trade-off for living in a nice place.
(Mac, follow afore-mentioned salamander around with a camera with telephoto lens....EVERYbody does something in the course of a day they would rather not be recorded:D )