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Offline Swoop

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« on: September 17, 2007, 10:53:25 AM »
This is the best Nigerian email scam I ever got.  Was crying with laughter reading it.






Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
Click here to find out more!

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip @ nasrda.gov.ng

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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2007, 11:04:16 AM »
Let's get our hero home!

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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2007, 11:09:07 AM »
OH PLEASE!
 I came back the same time he did. It's a scam!
Phaser11,

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Offline Curval

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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2007, 11:13:51 AM »
Too funny.:rofl
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Offline Tiger

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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2007, 12:43:31 PM »
Waiting on someone to send one out saying Sally Struthers stole their child to use in her commercials.

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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2007, 01:39:53 PM »
You mean I have been wanking for the last 14 years with a Space Nigerian looking down on me with his all seeing eye?:confused:
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Re: Pigs.....er.....I mean, Nigerians in spaaaaaace!
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2007, 01:44:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Swoop
His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo.  


LOL... the russians sure do like there vodka. :lol
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Offline trax1

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2007, 01:52:17 PM »
OMG thats funny, I wonder if anyone is stupid enough to believe that one, but then again people fall for those Nigerian scams everyday.

Plus the Doctor needs to go back to math class, he went up in 89 and he's been there 14 years?
« Last Edit: September 17, 2007, 01:54:31 PM by trax1 »
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Offline Saxman

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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2007, 02:34:02 PM »
Maybe the letter was written in 2003, and it took that long for someone to walk it to their nearest wifi hotspot?
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2007, 03:40:09 PM »
Heck, just tell him to start walking. He'll get back.
































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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2007, 03:46:38 PM »
"Hello Major Abache Tunde.
Are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on.
We're standing by."
There's no reply.

4, 3, 2, 1
Earth below us
drifting, falling.
Floating weightless
calling, calling home...

Across the stratosphere,
a final message:
"Give my wife my love."
Then nothing more.

Major Abache Tunde

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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2007, 04:21:40 PM »
What's our BIGGEST gun?

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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2007, 07:23:18 PM »
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

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I dont think we should wait..
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2007, 08:17:22 PM »
Where can I wire $100,000 to start this process of getting him home?

I don't want the money.  A man deserves gravity.

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Re: I dont think we should wait..
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2007, 08:18:45 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by TalonX
Where can I wire $100,000 to start this process of getting him home?

I don't want the money.  A man deserves gravity.



Send it to BR549
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