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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2007, 08:33:52 AM »
I wasn't kidding.  keep in mind that I'm on a construction site almost every day and the porta potty is almost sure to be visited.  incidents of that nature are sometimes reported.
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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2007, 08:35:38 AM »
I found a lightly poisonous milliped in my shower the other day, nearly stepped on the bugger..  But then I'm in the tropics.
The worse I ever got was a pantful of red ants when I visited Venezuela as a small kid, and missed a jump over a big ant nest.  Fortunately this was near a beach, so I got em all out of my underwear soon enough :D
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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2007, 08:46:07 AM »
thanks for the thoughts....

VWE you are freaking me out man.

if you were talking about 88, thats just weird, because this past weekend my car broke down and my boss let me borrow her Passat.


I didn't park it bad anywhere, but do you know who I am IRL or something???? LOL



oh and my lip? still swollen bad and it still hurts

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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2007, 09:38:46 AM »
Looking at the title of the thread I wondered, "What is my son up to now, and how DID he get airborne?"
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2007, 09:43:09 AM »
I had the same thing happen to me years ago while in school in the UK.

I put my soda down under a tree and went to rugby practice.  Afterwards I ran over to where I put the soda down but my friend got there first and started to drink it....I ripped it out of his hands and began to drink myself when I felt the bee on my lip and then BAM!!!!!!oneeleven it stung me.

Fat lip for a few hours...but it really hurt...felt like I had been burned.
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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2007, 10:03:42 AM »
I feel your pain. I had that happen to me when I was on the Coast Guard Cutter Scioto. We were painting the super structure and I had put a soda down. Went back for it about 10 minutes later and got stung on the inside of my upper lip. Hurt like hell and my lip was swollen for about 10 hours which sucked because I had a date that night.
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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2007, 10:09:03 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2007, 11:01:48 AM »
You guys are talking a few to 10 hours swelling...

here I am at hour 19 and the swelling is just as bad as 1/2 hour after I was stung :(

pain isn't there as much, but I am feeling effects from the Benadryl, and my arthritis is making me achy all over.
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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2007, 11:22:27 AM »
Sorry to see you got nailed like that. I have to be very careful about bee and wasp stings as I am allergic to the lil bastages. It's an instant trip to the hospital if I get stung.
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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2007, 11:22:36 AM »
Are you sure you're not allergic at all?
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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2007, 12:35:41 PM »
Dr. Drunky recommends you drive heavily and don't call me in the morning.

That'll be $50.



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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2007, 02:28:48 PM »


looks like it is starting to heal up nicely.

yours truly,

88
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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2007, 02:53:38 PM »
Get a shave ya bum!
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« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2007, 04:47:45 PM »
<---Highly allergic to bees...yellowjackets...wasps. ...hornets...even ants if i get stung enough.

I have a bee sting kit and benydril in the golf bag just for thigs like that.

I got stung as a kid by 7 yellowjackets in the eye. Almost died from that..

And JB?  been there doen that and went home from the putting green one day when i took a sip of Dr. Pepper only to have my mouth LIT UP.

feel for ya bro.
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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2007, 07:21:09 PM »
LOL 88...

thanks for the sympathies all, it is not swelling much now finally 24 hours later...


it still feels like I just left the dentist and numb, but it isn't pulsing or anything and doesn't hurt any more.


RedTop, I thought I remembered that from golfing, you mentioned something like that in grapevine.



moot: I don't know. last time I was stunk I was 6 or 7 t my grandmas in the woods. 2 times on the leg from stepping on a nest. those were little bumps like bad mosquito bites then went away with some ice. but that was almost 30 years ago.
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