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Offline JB73

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« on: September 17, 2007, 11:55:41 PM »
Man I hate bees.

at work today at my desk in the office, I get back working on the network closet, and take a sip of my soda.


OMFG the PAIN! :mad: :mad: :mad: :O :O :O

little bastage was in my soda can in the office. stung me inside the lip.

thank God I'm not allergic, but my lip is still so fat right now it's not funny.

and it still hurts like a needle is in there what 7.5 hours later. literally it hurts that bad.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

beware the bees everyone, they are nothing but evil flying demons waiting to cause pain and miserableness.
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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 12:01:41 AM »
ouch!
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Offline SaburoS

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 12:31:20 AM »
Good thing you're not that alergic to bee stings.
Keep a stash of drinking straws at your desk.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 12:41:51 AM »
Chhhhit my lipesses....


Go for the Buzz!!!!

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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 01:44:32 AM »
Here ya go JB, I think this little mashup sums it up...  careful strong language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGky-qGc7fo

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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 03:26:16 AM »
Its Gods way of sayin "nice job on parking the Passat"...

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 03:32:15 AM »
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Originally posted by VWE
Its Gods way of sayin "nice job on parking the Passat"...


alright.  that's enough about that.  i am paying a gosh damned arm and a leg to fix that little fudge job.

jeez.



and how did you know that it was a parking mishap?
what are you some kind of offshore enlisted psychic?
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 03:37:44 AM »
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alright.  that's enough about that.  i am paying a gosh damned arm and a leg to fix that little fudge job.

jeez.



and how did you know that it was a parking mishap?
what are you some kind of offshore enlisted psychic?


p.s. - wrong JB.  but close eh 73?
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 06:37:20 AM »
You boys been messin with the bees?   :)




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Offline JB88

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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 06:50:42 AM »
"if you want to gather honey,
you don't go killing all the bees."

   - johnny appleseed.  joe strummer and the mescaleros.
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 07:00:34 AM »
Bees are proof that god hates us and wants us to wallow in misery.

Amen.

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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 07:04:41 AM »
good thing it wasn't under the lid of the toilet seat.

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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 07:17:28 AM »
Heard a story about a F-16 crash (not one of ours, think Netherlands or somewhere around there). These two pilots were in formation, all of a sudden the leaders plane rolled over and went outta control and plummeted into the ground. They could not find a reason. For some reason i forgot why, the investigators were questioning if a large snake or a camel spider got into the cockpit and started attacking the pilot. The planes were parked in a desert region with the canopies open. Oooouch.

On the other hand i used to fly a Piper Cub in the summer in Texas. As the plane sat in an outdoor hangar parked before flight, one of the recommended checklist items was to check under the seat for wasps nests before flight. I checked ......

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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2007, 08:31:41 AM »
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Originally posted by storch
good thing it wasn't under the lid of the toilet seat.



You laugh...

When I was a kid and visiting familiy in NE Mississippi...they had no indoor plumbing.  You went to the outhouse behind the big house.  Yes....bees, wasps, yellow jackets, and dirt daubers in the summer and ROOSTERS all year round.

Roosters have a bad habit of using their sharp beaks to "PECK" at whatever appears in the hole.  YIKES!!!


Hope you are feeling better JB...I hear Dimeatap helps.

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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2007, 08:33:36 AM »
When I was in primary school, this kid would boast he wasn't afraid of any sort of scary insect or animal.  We asked him for proof, and sure enough, on any given occasion, even surprised (we dropped a spider in his pants, an urticary caterpillar in his afternoon nap's matress), he'd squish, stomp, and grind (and sit on, in the case of that spider) with his feet or knuckles or bare hands, or against his hips or bare abdomen nonchalantly...
Anyway the point is, it's strange how long the initial repulsive fear lasts for some people.  Unless that camel spider was big and grappling the pilot's face, it'd be strange for the pilot to not realize he's panicking for long enough to crash, rather than take 5 seconds to rip the piece of crap to pieces and recover from there...

Ironicaly, that kid was attacked by a doberman a few years later, without provocation.  Before then he'd use the no-fear act as a way to strut his stuff rather than informatively, but on that day he was found with his arm severed and still stomping on the dead dog.
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