I'm a little late on catching the football bug. Until now I think I've been the only person in Texas who didn't give two hoots about Football. Last time I watched a Football game, the Fridge was playing.
But my teenager has his first football game tomorrow. So I'll learn the lingo so I know what's going on... but if I ever wear the shirt, the hat, & paint the face w/football colors, carry the logo-draped folding chair & get a bumper sticker, txdad has permission to just shoot me.