Author Topic: Flu season's back (Read 384 times)

Serenity · « **Reply #1 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:09:29 PM »

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Last flu season I came down with 5 different strains of the god-condemned thing!

Meatwad · « **Reply #2 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:10:51 PM »

I had the flu saturday

Sleep, crap, puke, fever

rinse, repeat

1K3 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:15:11 PM »

Not even flu shots can help you these days, it's just delaying the inevitable.

Pooh21 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:26:46 PM »

This years symptoms are vomiting, nausea, sore muscles, high fever followed by what appears to be death then apparent recovery with what appears to be mental illness brought upon by high fever

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #5 on:** September 18, 2007, 11:55:53 PM »

The flu doesn't cause vomiting, thats intestinitis.

1K3 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 19, 2007, 12:07:20 AM »

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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
INtestinitis.

Pooh21 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 19, 2007, 12:11:52 AM »

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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
The flu doesn't cause vomiting, thats intestinitis.

Otay!

Vulcan · « **Reply #8 on:** September 19, 2007, 12:47:45 AM »

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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
The flu doesn't cause vomiting, thats intestinitis.

Yes it does if you swallow to much snot.

Meatwad · « **Reply #9 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:34:39 AM »

In my case, what caused the vomiting was three slices of tuna sammiches

storch · « **Reply #10 on:** September 19, 2007, 06:45:03 AM »

you guys are weak

Ripsnort · « **Reply #11 on:** September 19, 2007, 11:24:24 AM »

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Originally posted by storch
you guys are weak

Remember when we were kids and got hurt, and Dad said "rub some dirt on it, it will be fine" ?? There was a reason for that. Expose your kids to as much crap so their bodies can build up defenses by the time their adults.

storch · « **Reply #12 on:** September 19, 2007, 12:43:31 PM »

that's if I bothered to tell anyone I had been hurt.

AWMac · « **Reply #13 on:** September 19, 2007, 01:44:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Serenity
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Last flu season I came down with 5 different strains of the god-condemned thing!

No silly that was the scorpion bite.

Nilsen · « **Reply #14 on:** September 19, 2007, 01:52:22 PM »

Had the flu a few weeks ago. It lasted for almost two weeks and thats the longest ive had it ever. I usually have it for about 4-5 days and thats it, but this one was nasty. Not the usual kind either, but mostly a sore throat and lots of snot. Not the usual headaches and lack of energy.

Even the missus commented that i was unusually frisky but with an annoying cough.