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Offline RATTFINK

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Offline Smiggyy

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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2007, 04:39:46 PM »
You've been listening to Scott Mills me hearty?!!

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Offline kilz

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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 05:32:26 PM »
Ahoy, me haarrty!
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Offline Jack16

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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 05:40:52 PM »
RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Offline Wes14

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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 05:42:05 PM »
Arrrr!! :confused:
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Offline RATTFINK

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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2007, 06:16:45 PM »
What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?

A Superstarrrrrrr!  

Who is a pirate's favorite singer?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!

What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?

An arrrrrrm and a peg!  

Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?

Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHTwheel!


:huh :confused: ..... hold one moment....




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Offline 007Rusty

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2007, 06:18:17 PM »
:rofl  my son gonna love them hehe ...
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2007, 06:19:55 PM »
Why can't pirates recite the alphabet???




















wait for it

















Because they always get stuck at RRRRRRRRRRRR!

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2007, 06:22:21 PM »
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Offline RATTFINK

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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2007, 06:43:08 PM »
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day


10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2007, 06:55:06 PM »
I don't know what to put here yet.

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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2007, 07:05:33 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by JB73
best pirate ever



Now that is some funny *****


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Offline JB73

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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2007, 07:11:03 PM »
ratfink :furious :mad:

why'd you have to punt that?:mad:

read / enjoy / leave for others.


now it's going to be forever locked and possibly deleted because of content. back then the rules were more lax here in the oclub, nowadays well...

hell I may even get in trouble. :mad: :furious
I don't know what to put here yet.

Offline sgt203

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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2007, 07:13:33 PM »
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Originally posted by JB73
best pirate ever


LMAO................

I shouldnt have been drinking coffe while reading this.... It came out my nose and onto my keyboard

I havent laughed that hard in a while:lol :rofl :lol

That is some funny firkkin nuggets LMAO:aok

Offline RATTFINK

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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2007, 07:19:14 PM »
JB73, I guess you should have thought about that huh?  

No worries.

Just delete ur post & move on :aok

that was to funny :rofl
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