Author Topic: Aggravated Deer Poaching/ Some legal advice wanted/ I'M fine, but you should see IT!  (Read 2782 times)

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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I sincerely hope you can get help from the Game and Fish Department for prosecuting those apple thieves! Send us a copy of the report.


Will you be setting up a reward for information leading to the conviction of those dastardly thieves?:t
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Ahem..i killed the deer..and possibly shot Eskimo at the same time..:confused:

i was hidden in the grassy knoll..:noid
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you should have tazered the deer.

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should have just wounded it and nursed it  back to life in your carpeted garage.

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you should have tazered the deer.


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should have just wounded it and nursed it  back to life in your carpeted garage.




Poor Brittney! :cry
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Easily made me laugh harder than I had in months! Better post the wound pics now, you don't want us to start doubting the veracity of that story! ;)

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