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Offline Angus

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« on: September 23, 2007, 06:07:23 AM »
Apparently, the US has banned the use of Europe-originated human sperm, because of the fear of mad-cow disease.
Since it has been popular to use sperm from Scandinavians (breeding blond hair and blue eyes?) stocks are running out. So, grab a straw while you can :D
Makes one wonder what is going to be banned next, and what the receiving end will do to aquire the DNA wanted.
Will sex with Europeans be banned on US turf?
Will American women start "doing" Europe?

Linkie to Reuters report here:

http://www.mbl.is/mm/frettir/myndskeid.html?file_id=22612





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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2007, 08:05:45 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2007, 08:22:32 AM »
:rofl  Angus, that was just the laugh I needed this early in the morning.  I can forsee a new issue with border control.  Soon they won't allow us studly Canadians to cross into the States for fear we might contaminate their women with the latest new STD "mad cow". :rofl
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2007, 10:55:16 AM »
So do the US women need to be grounded then ?


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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 12:27:36 PM »
Just edit the eye and hair color genes.
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 12:33:25 PM »
I'm pretty sure I know a lot of women with "mad cow".  It seems the disease is already widespread.
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2007, 12:38:43 PM »
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Origanly posted by Rabbidrabbit

I'm pretty sure I know a lot of women with "mad cow". It seems the disease is already widespread.


OMG   :rofl

Seriously tho, leave Rosie out of this :D
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2007, 12:43:23 PM »
2039, full scale mad cow disease epidemic. Or don't you believe John Titor?
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2007, 01:46:48 PM »
Maybe i finally can get some rest
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2007, 02:02:21 PM »
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Maybe i finally can get some rest
:rofl :rofl Nislen just take your hand off, there you go
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2007, 03:29:34 PM »
Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Belts off, trousers down
Isn't life a scream


Ms. South Carolina may have to buy a flying ticket :D
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2007, 06:55:57 PM »
Does this mean Frenchy won't be getting any for the rest of the year?
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2007, 08:31:44 PM »
"Mad Cow" accurately and succintly describes my ex-wife.
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2007, 02:31:44 PM »
You get plenty when u have money Vulcan :D
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