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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: September 23, 2007, 09:43:07 PM »
Watching the Bears/Cowboys game.
The go tot eh sidelines with Andrea Kremer
and she's talking how she notices what Grossman does when he comes to the sidelines and why he does it.

Who the frik Cares??

ONLY a woman would look for something deeper, some sort of deeper more meaningful ulterior motive of a player walking around alone on the sidelines then simply walking around alone on the sidelines.

Last week after the game she was obviously flirting with one of the players she was interviewing.

Now she's looking for deeper meanings.

My wife pulls this same crap on me.
A couple times a week I'll go outside by myself with a cup of coffee or a glass of wine, Smoke a good cigar and play fetch with the dog.
I find it very relaxing

"why are you outside by yourself."
"Just relaxing and unwinding"
"Why? is there something wrong"
"there has to be something wrong for me to want to relax and unwind by myself?"

Ladies, Guys typically don't have ulterior motives for doing simple basic things like wandering off by ourselves to be alone in our thoughts.
There is no hidden agenda.

That's a woman thing

But back to the sidelines thing

I remember hearing that they are putting women on the sidelines because coaches and players are less likely to come back with rude answers to the typically stupid questions reporters like to ask.

True equality wont be reached on the sidelines until the coaches and players answer just as rudely to stupid questions women ask as they do to the ones men ask.

Really IMO I'd rather not see women reporting Football games until there are women players on football teams.

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I see nor feel no shame in it.

But it is how I feel


ARRGGGHHH!

"Romo Says when things go badly he just likes to go and be alone in his thoughts......"

Maybe she should offer him a flipping back massage!

This is FOOTBALL. Not touchy feely paddy cake!

Who cares how Romo or any one of them "feel" then things go badly.
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2007, 09:47:40 PM »
I would enjoy Football at least 10x more if they cut out commentary completely.  Especially during a college game.  I don't want to see 4 D-bags sit around and talk about football, when I've just watched it for an hour and a half, and will watch it for another 90 minutes.  I want to see the college bands perform.
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2007, 09:59:42 PM »
I thought it was Suzie Kolber, or is that other chick on too? She's a freaking rocket scientist compared to Madden. She can play Dr Phil on the sidelines as long as the inclusion of her bits cuts down on the amount of nonsense I have to hear out of Madden. That guy runs me up a wall.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2007, 10:02:40 PM »
I enjoy what she has to say about the player's behavior on the sidelines.


Maybe you need to lighten up a bit.
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 10:12:31 PM »
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I would enjoy Football at least 10x more if they cut out commentary completely.  Especially during a college game.  I don't want to see 4 D-bags sit around and talk about football, when I've just watched it for an hour and a half, and will watch it for another 90 minutes.  I want to see the college bands perform.
That commentary is the only thing that keeps me awake when I watch a NFL game.

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 11:14:51 PM »
WTG Cowboys!
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Offline SteveBailey

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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2007, 11:31:19 PM »
Phew... I started to shake all over, even broke out in a cold sweat of dread.  I thought you were referring to cheerleaders.

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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2007, 01:33:22 AM »
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I would enjoy Football at least 10x more if they cut out commentary completely.  Especially during a college game.  I don't want to see 4 D-bags sit around and talk about football, when I've just watched it for an hour and a half, and will watch it for another 90 minutes.  I want to see the college bands perform.



bah  i love john madden. the older he gets the more blatantly obvious his comments get.


"they gotta get 10 yards for the first down, with out those 10 yards the whole drive is over before it starts."


that my friends is brilliant and insightful...

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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2007, 07:37:55 AM »
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I would enjoy Football at least 10x more if they cut out commentary completely.  


i second that, all i want is a play by play, sometimes i turn off the sound so i can watch the game.

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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2007, 08:00:53 AM »
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bah  i love john madden. the older he gets the more blatantly obvious his comments get.


"they gotta get 10 yards for the first down, with out those 10 yards the whole drive is over before it starts."


that my friends is brilliant and insightful...


"You know, if he hadn't have dropped that ball, it would have been a touchdown."  Thanks john.
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2007, 09:13:12 AM »
Whay ever happened to the women is the locker room thing???
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2007, 09:35:20 AM »
I wish they would give us a ppv option of getting the game with just the on field mics.  How great would that be?
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2007, 10:42:24 AM »
The NFL is very strict with what sideline reporters can say and who they can talk to. For example, they can't ask any player about an injury (all those injury reports you hear are relayed from the team officials). If they hear the head coach yelling at a player, they aren't allowed to repeat anything he says. In fact, once the game starts they aren't even allowed to be in the bench area.

So they can't really do any real reporting; all that's left is little prescripted interest pieces. That's why CBS finally just got rid of sideline reporters all together.
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2007, 11:41:06 AM »

What the Eagles have to do here is score more points than the Giants...Scoring more points will allow them to be ahead at the end of the game.

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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2007, 11:48:01 AM »
I say let em be on the sideline if they want to. I'm one to pay attention to the smart comments and avoid the other ones. Doesn't any other guy here have the complete ability to tune a woman out and hear absolutely nothing, then just agree with her when you come back. She's happy and i don't care, back to our regularly scheduled program.

Another thing, why doesn't the network just hire strippers and put them in thongs and have them ask questions? We all know that's why they do it, ratings.
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