Author Topic: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country  (Read 4372 times)

Offline xBishsquaddie

  • Parolee
  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 39
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« on: September 25, 2007, 05:01:25 PM »
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:

1) You have a sucky RANK.

2) RANK doesn't matter!  Only K/D Ratio matters

3)  Bomber pilots are dweebs

4)  This game is to develop Air Combat Manuvers, thats why I stay in MA... I think DA is lame.

5) Zeke pilot to F6F "Why do you always HO"

6) Lancasters are not suppose to fly so low when you bomb!

7) Goon being chased by 2 enemy pilots, goon bails...enemy pilots "what a dweeb for bailing out of goon"

8) Chasing Bingo-Ammo Pony, "look at the Run stang"

9) Only reason you got the kill was I hit the mountain

10) Trikky (of 99Gspots) : why do the Knits always Horde?

11) Eaglehrt (of Soar): we are an Honorable squad

12) Ltarifle: we jump around countries from time to time.

13) The Lynchmob:  we don't hang out in Mid War.

14) Ghi:  I love America

15) Response to any new player on Bishop Country.... "you have to press ALT+F4"

Offline Carwash

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 195
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 05:07:39 PM »
Pretty funny, but I suspect you change a few names and that fits all countries.

Offline Latrobe

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5975
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2007, 05:10:06 PM »
K/D ratio doesn't matter either. Just fly and have fun.

Also, #14 doesn't make sense. leave bish because Ghi loves America?? :huh


If you don't like a country then leave it and go to another one, there are 2 others. There's no need to post a thread saying "this country sucks", some people actually like flying for bish for those reasons just like people fly nits because of the "eny never affects them" factor and people fly rooks because we're all crazy a** pilots whom, amazingly, you can learn from :D .
« Last Edit: September 25, 2007, 05:19:51 PM by Latrobe »

Offline trax1

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3973
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 05:19:18 PM »
#8 doesn't make sense, I think either the pilot type it wrong, or you read it wrong, how would he know the pony he's chasing was bingo ammo?  I think what he was saying was he was bingo ammo and chasing a pony.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

Offline kennyhayes

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 504
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 05:22:28 PM »
hmmmmmmm
i on bisops but i don;t suck just don;t play much hmmmm

Offline Donzo

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2355
      • http://www.bops.us
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2007, 05:50:28 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by kennyhayes
hmmmmmmm
i on bisops but i don;t suck just don;t play much hmmmm



hmmmmmm...that's nice

Offline The Fugitive

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 17700
      • Fugi's Aces Help
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2007, 06:03:10 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by kennyhayes
hmmmmmmm
i on bisops but i don;t suck just don;t play much hmmmm


16) Bishops can't type.

Offline Grits

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5332
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2007, 06:04:18 PM »
17) They taste like chicken

Offline TalonX

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1230
It's all the same
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2007, 06:38:48 PM »
Don't think it matters, it doesn't.  The complaints are the same on all sides.

That said, the good outweighs the bad...don't get sucked into believing the grass is greener....it's not.

-TalonX

Forgotten, but back in the game.  :)

Offline hubsonfire

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8658
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2007, 06:51:13 PM »
1 - 15 don't make sense either.

If you think there's really any difference in the countries, you probably don't get outside enough.
mook
++Blue Knights++

Proper punctuation and capitalization go a long way towards people paying attention to your posts.  -Stoney
I was wondering why I get ignored so often.  -Hitech

Offline Spikes

  • Aces High CM Staff
  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15640
    • Twitch: Twitch Feed
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2007, 06:53:57 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
1 - 15 don't make sense either.

If you think there's really any difference in the countries, you probably don't get outside enough.


Agreed.
i7-12700k | Gigabyte Z690 GAMING X | 64GB G.Skill DDR4 | EVGA 1080ti FTW3 | H150i Capellix

FlyKommando.com

Offline redman555

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2193
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2007, 06:56:16 PM »
and this is said by a noob?:D :lol
~364th C-HAWKS FG~

Ingame: BigBOBCH

Offline TwentyFo

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1006
Re: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2007, 07:00:15 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:

13) The Lynchmob:  we don't hang out in Mid War.

14) Ghi:  I love America
 


Please elaborate on #13 and #14.:rolleyes:
XO ***THE LYNCHMOB***

Offline 1Boner

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2285
Re: ** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2007, 07:22:25 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by xBishsquaddie
RECORDED COMMENTS ON BISHOP COUNTRY CHANNEL:

1) You have a sucky RANK.

2) RANK doesn't matter!  Only K/D Ratio matters

3)  Bomber pilots are dweebs

4)  This game is to develop Air Combat Manuvers, thats why I stay in MA... I think DA is lame.

5) Zeke pilot to F6F "Why do you always HO"

6) Lancasters are not suppose to fly so low when you bomb!

7) Goon being chased by 2 enemy pilots, goon bails...enemy pilots "what a dweeb for bailing out of goon"

8) Chasing Bingo-Ammo Pony, "look at the Run stang"

9) Only reason you got the kill was I hit the mountain

10) Trikky (of 99Gspots) : why do the Knits always Horde?

11) Eaglehrt (of Soar): we are an Honorable squad

12) Ltarifle: we jump around countries from time to time.

13) The Lynchmob:  we don't hang out in Mid War.

14) Ghi:  I love America

15) Response to any new player on Bishop Country.... "you have to press ALT+F4"






















Absolutely Speechless,

Boner
"Life is just as deadly as it looks"  Richard Thompson

"So umm.... just to make sure I have this right.  What you are asking is for the bombers carrying bombs, to stop dropping bombs on the bombs, so the bombers can carry bombs to bomb things with?"  AKP

Offline Saxman

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9155
** 15 Reasons to leave Bishop Country
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2007, 07:50:01 PM »
Well, there IS one difference...

































When was the last time a rook or knight was on the news for molesting choir boys?

:D :D :D :D

*Ducks and covers*
Ron White says you can't fix stupid. I beg to differ. Stupid will usually sort itself out, it's just a matter of making sure you're not close enough to become collateral damage.