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Offline Speed55

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Seeing the "Nut" doctor
« on: September 27, 2007, 11:02:42 AM »
Ok i had to see a shrink on friday in order to be evaluated for a new career.
One of the tests was the typical one from every tv show.  I was shown a bunch of cards with wierd splotches on them and asked what i see in them.  
Is there a place to go online, to check the results, and to find out how much of a nut i am?
The cards are supposed to be from the 1950's and used frequently in these tests, but i can't remember the name of the dr. that invented them or the test.
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Re: Seeing the "Nut" doctor
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2007, 11:04:28 AM »
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Originally posted by Speed55
Ok i had to see a shrink on friday in order to be evaluated for a new career.
One of the tests was the typical one from every tv show.  I was shown a bunch of cards with wierd splotches on them and asked what i see in them.  
Is there a place to go online to find out how much of a nut i am?

Yeah.... Yer Here!

:D

Mac


Actually am I the only one that thought this thread was going to be about a "Testicular Examination"?

:huh
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 11:12:54 AM by AWMac »
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2007, 11:10:21 AM »
As he flipped the cards you should have replied...

"Runstang"
"Spit Dweeb"
"Lala Pansy"
"Check 6"
"Chicken Pot Pie"
"Skuzzy"
and at the last card start sweating and breathing hard with wide eyes and yell out...

"SHEEP!!!"

You'd be on yer way to that new job!

:aok

Mac
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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2007, 11:12:02 AM »
wiki...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_inkblot_test
although, I think there's probably not anywhere to go see 'how you did.'
Isn't that determined by the psychiatrist/psychologist?:)

Sounds fun, btw. I'd like to go take their tests as well. :)
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 11:40:42 AM by texasmom »
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Offline FiLtH

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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 11:16:28 AM »
I just took one and saw either crab people or beer bottles. Which is fitting because I like beer with my seafood. Either that or I got drunk lastnight and picked up a parting gift from her.
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Re: Re: Seeing the "Nut" doctor
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2007, 11:20:37 AM »
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Actually am I the only one that thought this thread was going to be about a "Testicular Examination"?
:huh [/B]

nope, thats the first thing I thought of too,  maybe it has to do with age? ;)
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2007, 11:22:08 AM »
Should of answered all of them "Blood"

Then ask if you can carry a firearm on the job
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2007, 11:23:40 AM »
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nope, thats the first thing I thought of too,  maybe it has to do with age? ;)

Yep..It's the age thingy.  Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.


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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2007, 11:26:09 AM »
Why am I not surprised that Mac is the author of 3 of the 7 responses to this thread (not counting this one)?
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2007, 11:28:45 AM »
I thought you were having a problem with your 'nads.  Move along, nutjob.
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2007, 11:29:13 AM »
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Why am I not surprised that Mac is the author of 3 of the 7 responses to this thread (not counting this one)?


Ahhh there's MY stalker... slow day?

:)

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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2007, 11:30:21 AM »
Now look at these cards and tell me what you see


*Holds up a card with the number three on it and puts it back down. Does this three times*



"Their all number three."

No.

"Their all NUMBER three?"

No. Their ALL number three.


Sorry. you are a nutcase. Please come with me to the dairy for more tests. Granted they wont be of any use, but they will give several low paid workers a good laugh.




Sounds familiar? :)
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2007, 11:44:15 AM »
Sheep!  HA!!!

Fluffy Sheep.
Sad Sheep.
Happy Sheep.
Lonley Sheep.
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2007, 11:47:11 AM »
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Originally posted by Hap
Sheep!  HA!!!

Fluffy Sheep.
Sad Sheep.
Happy Sheep.
Lonley Sheep.

Ruined Sheep.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 11:52:10 AM by Ripsnort »
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2007, 11:57:04 AM »
Say that you see women and sex on all the cards, then ask the doctor where did he get such pictures.

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