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Offline Speed55

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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2007, 12:02:49 PM »
:lol  to all the replies.

I mostly saw wierd looking sci-fi type insects, or demented looking bats..  I did see one that resembled a nuke blast, and one that looked like it could be a space ship.  :huh

There coming to take me away haha.
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2007, 12:26:09 PM »
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Should of answered all of them "Blood"

Then ask if you can carry a firearm on the job



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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2007, 12:50:03 PM »
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Ahhh there's MY stalker... slow day?

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Motionless is more like it.

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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2007, 01:07:52 PM »
"No time for a bit of the old in out today my dear...I'm just here to read the meter".
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2007, 01:10:00 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
As he flipped the cards you should have replied...

"Runstang"
"Spit Dweeb"
"Lala Pansy"
"Check 6"
"Chicken Pot Pie"
"Skuzzy"
and at the last card start sweating and breathing hard with wide eyes and yell out...

"SHEEP!!!"

You'd be on yer way to that new job!

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L.M.A.O.....clean up in aisle 3.....nice to see a Mac Joke back on the boards.........hope things are well with ya fella....


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« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2007, 01:14:48 PM »
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L.M.A.O.....clean up in aisle 3.....nice to see a Mac Joke back on the boards.........hope things are well with ya fella....


Wurzel


Hey Wurzel.

Rollin with the Punches Buddy.  Sometimes it's better to Laff than it is to cry... But if you you laff yer arse to tears Grasshopper then you have reached total enlightenment.

How you doink?

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« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2007, 01:18:49 PM »
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Motionless is more like it.


Mac:  "Someone PLEASE HELP ME push it back into the ocean or it will surely die..."

Neubob: "Yes I'm dieing and quit calling me Shirley!!!"

*Groucho Mode Off*

:D

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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2007, 01:35:17 PM »
I have been putting on weight lately.

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« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2007, 01:52:44 PM »
I'm doing good thanks Mac........dying a bit, killing a bit......same old, same old..........vacation in 4 days.......yahoody.....east coast of the states this time, visiting friends and raising hell......errrr, ish........

I'm still chuckling at that quote............it may just make it into my sig box......


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« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2007, 02:05:40 PM »
:rofl

Have a Great Vacation... Take lotsa pics!

:aok

Nice sig

:D

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« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2007, 02:26:21 PM »
Will do matey.....will do..........fall colours should just about be on the go once we get there, as we're visiting PA and NH this time round, with a side trip to CA later on.............keep smiling bud, your still in mine and my wifes thoughts...


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« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2007, 02:32:32 PM »
Thanks Bro.

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« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2007, 08:33:37 AM »
Oh man........I used to love taking the pysch profile evaluation tests for jobs.
They were a blast. With half a brain you could make yourself appear as Mother Teressa or Hitler at will. :)

I had to take an in depth pysch evaluation test once after an on the job accident. It was required by the insurance company that insured my employer, after any accident to determine, to determine if there was any emotional trauma involved . In other words, to see how many lawsuits they could expect.
This test took about an hour to an hour and a half to take. It was a blast.
After the test I had to wait a bit while the shrink went over it then I was told to go into to his office to discuss the results.
When I went in the shrink was flipping through the pages and had a grin on his face.
He said "You`ve done this before, haven`t you?"
He said that he saw absolutely no signs of emotional trauma whatsoever.
He told me the only thing that he detected was some underlying anger.
I told him "Yep...the bastards pissed me off"
He said "Light em if you`ve got em" then opened the botom drawer of his desk, pulled out a fifth and asked me if I cared for a drink. Cool Doc.
He said that he gets a lot of the test requests from insurance companies and told me he calls them "Easy Money". :)
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« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2007, 09:18:24 AM »
oh.  that kind of nut.  

phew.
this thread is doomed.
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« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2007, 09:27:52 AM »
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Originally posted by Speed55
:lol  to all the replies.

I mostly saw wierd looking sci-fi type insects, or demented looking bats..  I did see one that resembled a nuke blast, and one that looked like it could be a space ship.  :huh

There coming to take me away haha.




The doctor was looking at you weird because he wasn't holding up any cards.  I'd get a little nervous too if someone started shouting, "BAT!  BEE!  SPACESHIP!  EXPLOSION!" at me in the middle of a psych evaluation.
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