An olive branch to the women of the O club

[Neubob]

Women contribute 50% genetically to a child, accounting for half of physiological predispositions as well as congenital psychological issues (the balance may tip in either direction for certain specific characteristics, but when taken as a whole, for both genders, across the entire population, and the whole array of potential variables, the deviation from 50%, on the part of each parent should be insignificant).

However, more often than not, women account for a vast majority in terms of developmental conditioning, and can therefore, more often than not, be held responsible for most of the influence on a child during the formative stage of his/her life.

The resulting conclusion, inevitably, is that from a foundation standpoint, women have more to do with the way society works than men. Even if men are 'in charge' of more of the global infrastructure, women, for the most part, are the architects of society's personal infrastructure. The trickle-up effect from this foundation thoroughly saturates everything in the after-effects of the developmental process.

The credit for everything, from male machismo to rampant leniency towards the weak, the stupid, and shiftless, falls squarely on their laps--as it is, in large part, a product of their influence.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that we're all just a bunch of *******, and it's about time we just met somewhere, hag a big hug fest, cried ourselves to sleep, then woke up the next morning and had a nice sowing circle.

Lazs, you bring the cooking oil.

[AquaShrimp]

Women contribute more than 50%.  Your mitochondria, the organelles that determine how much energy you have and how fast you can run, come only from the DNA of your mother.

[lazs2]

I pretty much agree and think that women should do the raising (for the most part) of a child but.... There should be a man around if it is a boy child.

At some point.. the boy should bond with the men around him and learn the way of a man.   He should learn that defiance will be met with crushing blows instead of hysterics for instance... He needs to see how to control and channel his aggression and to know the difference between men and women.

All men need to cut loose from the mother sometime near puberty.    They need to go off and be a man.. being grateful for the things they have learned from their mother but realizing that they are different.

not having this balance leads to sexually confused liberal socialist men.   Men who like to live in cities and are overly concerned with grooming and security.

lazs

[Ripsnort]

THE NEXT "SURVIVOR" SERIES
>
> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
>
> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
>
> There is no fast food.
>
> Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and
> pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
>
> In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
>
> Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.
>
> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
> appointment and a haircut appointment He must make one unscheduled and
> inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a
> holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation).
>
> He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
>
> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
>
> The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
> all chores are done.
>
> Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons.
>
> Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
> tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
>
> Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish
> shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try
> to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.
>
>
> During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
> abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings
> but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must try to
> explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the
> purse.
>
> They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least
> once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
>
> He will need to read a book to the children each night without falling
> asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their
> hair each morning by 7:00 . They must leave the home with no food on
> their face or clothes.
>
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
> be required to know all of the following information: each child's
> birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
> Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
> labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
> favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
> theywant to be when they grow up.
>
> They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then spend
> the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand
> and foot until they are better.
>
> They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, 'You're not the boss of me'.
>
> The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man
> wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
> at a moment's notice.

[Neubob]

Originally posted by AquaShrimp
Women contribute more than 50%.  Your mitochondria, the organelles that determine how much energy you have and how fast you can run, come only from the DNA of your mother.

Well, my theory was designed as a best scenario perspective. The fact that this world is more a product of female input than male input is valid, I believe. The degree to which this holds is the only thing up to question at this point.

Lazs... What do you think of stay-at-home fathers?

[Pooh21]

Chicks cant drive but they are useful and look good.

[texasmom]

*smile* I think this will be an enjoyable thread to read.

[derelict]

Yeah....sure thing rip   When I see a woman do all that I'll worry about finishing the list myself.  Otherwise, I've just about got it all covered here.  Does that make me a woman?

[texasmom]

I don't have a loving reply to "you're not the boss of me." (as I pull out a wooden spoon)

[Pooh21]

when the misses pulled out her spoon. I was all get yer arse in the kitchen and bake me a pie Missy!

[texasmom]

Originally posted by lazs2
I pretty much agree and think that women should do the raising (for the most part) of a child but.... There should be a man around if it is a boy child.
lazs

Works out pretty good for the daughters to have a father as well.

[Neubob]

And in the meantime Rip, the woman will invent nuclear fusion, and still manage to get it up when she gets home to the man nagging about his cellulite and slurping high-fat yogurt.

[texasmom]

Originally posted by derelict
Yeah....sure thing rip   When I see a woman do all that I'll worry about finishing the list myself.  Otherwise, I've just about got it all covered here.  

I do know scores of women who do all that, plus so very much more.

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by lazs2
I pretty much agree and think that women should do the raising (for the most part) of a child but.... There should be a man around if it is a boy child.

At some point.. the boy should bond with the men around him and learn the way of a man.   He should learn that defiance will be met with crushing blows instead of hysterics for instance... He needs to see how to control and channel his aggression and to know the difference between men and women.

All men need to cut loose from the mother sometime near puberty.    They need to go off and be a man.. being grateful for the things they have learned from their mother but realizing that they are different.

not having this balance leads to sexually confused liberal socialist men.   Men who like to live in cities and are overly concerned with grooming and security.

lazs

Got into a similar discussion with a customer of mine a while back and her and I agreed completely.
A boy needs both a mother and a father.

The mothers job is to teach him to be good. Do the right things. Be of strong moral fibre and teach him how the word should be.

The fathers job is to maintain and teach proper dicipline. To do the right things. And to teach him what the world is really like and how to survive in it.

[DREDIOCK]

"An olive branch to the women of the O club "

Ohhh ok!

HERE!

Dont ever let it be said I dont know how to send flowers