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Offline Meatwad

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« on: October 01, 2007, 07:34:14 PM »
I was hungry.


I ate spam.



Spam was not good.



 Woe is me :cry
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Offline Jebus

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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 07:37:08 PM »
I dont think Spam is even in any food group?:confused:

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 07:51:12 PM »
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I dont think Spam is even in any food group?:confused:



If Meatwad don't like it, spam must be sausage.
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Offline evenhaim

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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 07:51:41 PM »
here the army serves spam or as its called here luff as a standered combat meal :lol

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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 07:53:19 PM »
My son when he was little wondered what the GI food was like during WWII
so I picked up a can of spam, which was fairly commonplace among our servicemen.


Good god now I know why they complained about the food
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 08:01:04 PM »
I had some spammiches earler for lunch. They were good then.



Now its just.......





*HURL*
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 08:04:56 PM »
mmmmm, fried spam and beans, or fried spam an eggs,  yummy.

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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2007, 08:05:54 PM »
If you are really hurling, its because the spam has been contaminated with bacteria which have released toxins.

Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2007, 08:08:32 PM »
Not literally hurling, just showing my displeasure for the now tasteless mystery food product that has taken residence in my refridgerator
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I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2007, 08:17:58 PM »
If you go minimalist: choose bread, eggs & milk over spam any day of the week.
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2007, 08:19:22 PM »
Like an egg sammich with a glass of milk?



Sounds yummy! :)
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You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2007, 08:20:05 PM »
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Like an egg sammich with a glass of milk?
Sounds yummy! :)


Bread eggs & milk provide endless yummies.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2007, 09:30:01 PM »
Fry the spam, there will be more and better flavor. You might also try some of the flavored spam, the hickory smoke, bacon are not bad at all.

About 2 years ago we visited the spam museum, it was an interesting place.
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2007, 09:44:03 PM »
I usually buy the bacon flavored spam, seems to taste the best out of all (except tonight)
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You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline evenhaim

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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2007, 09:45:14 PM »
chilli burgers are nummy :)
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