First Date If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hopeyou're sitting down when you read it. This is probablythe funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! Wehave all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the mostembarrassing first date that a woman ever had. Thewinner described her worst first date experience.There was absolutely no question as to why her taletook the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quitecold...and the guy had taken her skiing in themountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,after all, and truly had never met before. The outingwas fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late thatafternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when shegradually began to realize that she should not havehad that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with arestroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which shedid for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slowgoing, there came a point where told him that he hadbetter stop and let her go beside the road, or itwould be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside thecar, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so shelet her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watchingfor traffic and indeed was a real gentleman andrefrained from peeking. All she could think aboutwas the relief she felt despite therather embarrassing nature of the situation. Uponfinishing however, she soon became aware ofanother sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young ladydiscovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately cameto mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh fromthe icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had abrand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor ofthe moment she answered her date's concerns about"what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, shewas "freezing her butt off" and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herselfwith her sweater and then, as she looked imploringlyinto his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managedto compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, ashysterical as the situation was, they also were facedwith a real problem. Both agreed it would takesomething hot to free her chilly cheeks from the gripof the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into thepredicament in the first place, both quickly realizedthat there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time dateproceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off thefender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took theTonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that shouldbe "pants down." And you thought your first date wasembarrassing. Jay Leno's comment... "This gives a whole new meaningto being pissed off. Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became herhusband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
Originally posted by 2bighorn Funny but fake
Originally posted by oldtard he should have pissed on her lips to keep her mouth shut
Originally posted by texasmom Leno did really have her in the audience & tell the story. The story she told, however, may not be true. Either way, entertaining.
