Neighbour: "Hello 911....?"
911 Dispatch: "Hello what is the nature of your call?"
Neighbour: "I just witnessed a crime in progress."
911 Dispatch: "A crime in progress?"
Neighbour: "Yes, the people next door arrived late tonight with a carton of cigarettes, Marlboro Lights I think... and he has a Lighter too. They both been known to smoke."
911 Dispatch: "Good GAWD are you sure? Did you actually witness a lighter?"
Neighbour: *trembling voice* "Yes...." *whispering...* "Please save me....I'm under the bed... when I place a glass against the wall I can hear them....talking...."
911 Dispatch: "Please stay on the line... I've dispatched Local Officers, SWAT, CIA, FBI and Homeland Security Officials." "Please stay on the line and under your bed."
Neighbour: *whineful mumbling* "Okay, please hurry...hurry please..." *sobbing in the background*
It will get more stupid as the Libruls move on.
Film at 11:00.
Mac