I really should not be doing this at work, it’s hard enough to take care of my print shop!  Anyway, I thought of a few more:
1)   Saddling up a bomber like it’s a fighter even though I know it has 6 or more .50 cals pointed right at me, blazing away…
2)   Forgetting to release my drop tank before entering a dogfight…(sort of a drag, get it? drag?!?)
3)   Moving the joystick to rapidly and inducing a semi-stall or stall…
Thanks for the good post Bat! 

  My whole workday is shot. 
